April is TV Movie Month on the Sepulchre. We kick things off this week with The Hoboken Chicken Emergency (1984). A lad called Arthur is asked to collect a bird for Thanksgiving dinner, and returns home with a gargantuan 266 pound chicken who becomes the family pet. However, she soon escapes into the stinking enclaves of the New Jersey borough, terrorising its homunculoid residents.

4.00 Ninja Warrior S05E02
4.20 St. Elsewhere S02E19 The Women
5.05 Hill Street Blues S03E15 Moon Over Uranus: The Sequel
5.55 Cagney & Lacey S04E19 Two Grand
6.45 Miami Vice S02E20 Payback
7.30 The Hoboken Chicken Emergency (1984)
8.30 The Micallef Programme S02E02
8.55 Daria S03E13 Jane’s Addition
9.20 Wildboyz S04E08
9.40 It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia S05E04 The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention