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1. 🇳‌🇪‌🇼‌𝔍𝔞𝔠𝔨 25th April 2026 at 7:28 AM

   The stinking thames like blackened glass with its tributaries n liquid fingers interlocking aroon the tenementz

2. 🇳‌🇪‌🇼‌𝔍𝔞𝔠𝔨 25th April 2026 at 7:29 AM

   Sister Fister
   Downright missed her

3. 🇳‌🇪‌🇼‌𝔍𝔞𝔠𝔨 25th April 2026 at 7:30 AM

   … Ah kinda see why people elwiys tek ays fir absolutely timpanied

4. 🇳‌🇪‌🇼‌𝔍𝔞𝔠𝔨 25th April 2026 at 7:32 AM

   Yesterday an went the park likesay n thair ah wos flickin thru dark tunes then a FOOT-THE-BAW goes stray trundlin intae ma direction

   Ah goat up ran(!) n fuckin well BLOOTERED the cunt back like ah wis a fully functionin member ay the race

5. 🇳‌🇪‌🇼‌𝔍𝔞𝔠𝔨 25th April 2026 at 7:38 AM

   Sister Fister
   Never kissed her
   Drop her in the loch n pop the blister

   Whit do yus mean Vacate the Stage

6. 🇳‌🇪‌🇼‌𝔍𝔞𝔠𝔨 25th April 2026 at 7:38 AM

   Ahm weird early.

7. 🇳‌🇪‌🇼‌𝔍𝔞𝔠𝔨 25th April 2026 at 7:39 AM

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