Ahm gleeful at the moment but still huv pathetic dreams
Worrisit wwiv that guy purported to me is in ma dreams? Looks like ays wi hair but is so fuckin tepid wi nane ah the sesquipedalian rapacity ahve been alleged to posses. Standin there like a class 9 prefect takin aw sorts ay abuse fae auld teachers, evil Eleanors n assorted usually Tory radges circa 1989.
Ahm gonna end up kicked oot ma ain heid for heckling dream-me. Some appropriately mid heckles ah kin throw at him:
WHO LEFT IN THE BETA VERSION?
LameJack
Soz ah accept events as they currently are but kin ah see the script fae Act 1 again?
This wis filmed in back of Delamere (ie. “it is very wooden”)
Wassup wI that guys brar? He didnae actually exist & the timbre is way off even fir a dream aboot a stock car race thru treetops with the school bullies fae 1993
Captain Terrible hus arrived to glaze the day wi Mid*
DINNAE TEK THAT MATE. JIST HIT THE FELLA!!!
Still. Went to sleep eftir enjoying the Engerlund game. Ah love Big Brother.
*this yin is apin the meekness and demeanour an downtrodden torpor ay DreamNJ so it’s ironic. As are any others ye dinnae find remotely amusing
Next time on Shit Dream Ideas: the songs ay the prodge, slowr on piano in an upper class accent. Stew Lee willnae notice
Rrrrrrraise the pressure.
come and play my game – one shall test you
So futile
Ah huv a bigger, mair brutal paymaster than Sega my friends
Fanny