This week I have decided to do another of my film commentaries. It’s time that I tackled the beast; the Moby Dick to my Captain Ahab. It’s time I confronted and lambasted quite possibly the worst movie that I’ve ever had the misfortune to see in my unfortunate existence upon this wretched Earth; Epic Movie.
In order to make room for the commentary and the scheduled film, I’ve had to cut Lost and my Gabriel Knight let’s play from the schedule, but rest assured that they will return next week. Note that by making room for the commentary, scheduled play times for the TV shows have moved approximately one hour forward as well, so please check the times in case there’s a show you particular want to watch…
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6:00 GamesMaster (series 5, episode 3)
In this opening episode of series 5 of the classic challenge based videogame show, snooker player Stephen Hendry is the special guest, but will Dominik Diamond manage to resist making any puns about long sticks and balls?
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6:30 Nathan For You (series 4, episode 6)
In this episode of the humorous reality show based around helping ailing businesses, Nathan sets his production assistant Saloman up for a blind date.
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6:50 The League of Gentlemen – ‘Royston Vasey and the Monster from Hell’ (series 2, episode 6)
In this episode of the acclaimed black comedy series from Reece Shearsmith, Steve Pemberton, Mark Gatiss and Jeremy Dyson; the nosebleed epidemic claims a victim and the Legz Akimbo Theater Company misjudges the public mood.
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7:25 Face Off (series 5, episode 8)
The fantasy and horror challenge based reality show, based around movie makeup and prosthetics, continues. This week, the artists gather at a Gothic church for of a challenge based on the seven deadly sins.
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8:05 Some repeats of creative shite that I made at one point.
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8:10 FILM: Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa (2013)
This comedic and outrageous mockumentary (in the style of Borat and Bruno) follows Irving Zisman (played by Johnny Knoxville), as he takes his young and impressionable grandson (Jackson Nicoll) on a cross-country trip. During their misadventures, they cause uproar among male strippers, biker-bar patrons and other unsuspecting citizens.
9:40 FILM COMMENTARY: Epic Movie (2007)
For your dubious enjoyment, I will suffer though this appallingly bad and crass movie from Hollywood hack frauds Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, whilst providing a live commentary. For those who don’t know (lucky gits); this movie is a cheap and nasty parody of pop culture from the mid-2000s. Parodied movies include The Chronicles of Narnia, The Da Vinci Code, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and Snakes on a Plane. The laughs are practically nonexistent but rest assured that much ranting will be had by yours truly.
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