The celebratory 50th edition of the Sepulchre kicks off at 2pm with a few old chestnuts preceding the usual stream. Tonight’s film will be the TV movie travesty Assault on Devil’s Island (1997), also known as Attack on Devil’s Island and Shadow Warriors. One for all the Hulkamaniacs out there, follically-challenged beefcake bastard Hulk Hogan stars alongside Carl Weathers as a pair of Navy SEALs who team up with a DEA agent to rescue a sports team being held hostage by drug dealers on a tropical island.

2.00 ECW Hardcore TV 05.11.93
2.50 Real Ghostbusters S01E05
3.15 Fort Boyard S03E01
4.00 Ninja Warrior S07E02
4.20 St. Elsewhere S03E04 Strikeout
5.05 Hill Street Blues S03E20 Spotlight on Rico
5.55 Cagney & Lacey S05E03 The Psychic
6.45 Miami Vice S03E03 Killshot
7.30 Assault on Devil’s Island (1997)
9.00 The Micallef Programme S02E08
9.25 Daria S04E06 I Loathe a Parade
9.50 It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia S05E10 The D.E.N.N.I.S. System