With Halloween firmly behind us, we move onto the third instalment of the franchise so stupendously bad it can’t hang onto a lead for more than one film – Cyborg 3: The Recycler (1994). In a desolate straight-to-video future where the corporations that created them have fallen apart, cyborgs are now hunted down and stripped for parts like Mk. 3 Escorts. A recast Cash Reese (Khrystyne Haje) inexplicably becomes pregnant, and must travel to the fabled city of Cytown to seek answers from a cyberneticist. What shocking revelations await her? Who the fuck is Malcolm McDowell’s character, and why did he sign on for this garbage? Will this be the worst guff we’ve ever sat through in our lives? Tune in to find out.

4.00 Takeshi’s Castle S01E37
4.25 St. Elsewhere S02E04 Qui Transtulit Sustinet
5.15 Hill Street Blues S02E18 Invasion of the Third World Body Snatchers
6.00 Cagney & Lacey S04E03 Insubordination
6.50 Miami Vice S02E05 The Dutch Oven
7.40 Space Precinct S01E16 Hate Street
8.20 Cyborg 3: The Recycler (1994)
9.50 Daria S02E12 Pierce Me
10.15 Jackass S03E04
10.40 Wildboyz S03E04
11.05 It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia S03E15 The Gang Dances Their Asses Off