Sometimes, a game comes along which causes one to ask the developers, and God himself, “why?!”.
Sometimes, a game comes along which makes one question everything, including one’s own sanity and the possibility of justice and karma.
Sometimes, a game comes along which causes one to throw their hands up in the air, in the hope that a passing razor blade may align perfectly and end it all.
Sometimes, one prays for such a game, but surely it couldn’t be as egregious as this abomination…