Starting around 4pm, featuring Jack Deth in Trancers, along with The Mouse On The Moon, Low Blow 2: Blood Street, Ascension Of The Demonoids, some of the usual dreck and who knows what else?!
15:20 – Pee-Wee’s Playhouse Christmas Special (1988)
Featuring special guest stars: Frankie Avalon, Annette Funicello, Charo, Grace Jones, k.d. lang, Dinah Shore, Little Richard, Cher, the Del Rubio Triplets, Magic Johnson, Princess Zsa Zsa, Whoopi Goldberg, Oprah Winfrey, Joan Rivers, and the UCLA Men’s Choir.
16:18 – The Mouse on the Moon (1963)
In this cosmic slop of a sequel, a tiny country persuades the Americans and Soviets that they’re starting a space program, when they really just want some money for new plumbing.
Starring Margaret Rutherford, Ron Moody, Bernard Cribbins, Ed Bishop, David Kossoff, Terry-Thomas, John Le Mesurier, Clive Dunn with Peter Sallis. And more!
17:43 – Low Blow 2 – Blood Street (1988)
Leo Fong returns (well, not to CABTV afaik, but whatever), kicking ass and stomping cake-heads in this maybe- maybe-not-a-sequel to Low Blow as PI Joe Wong, who has a terrible car has a better car in this worse film.
19:14 – Ascension of the Demonoids (George Kuchar, 1985)
(Synopsis courtesy The AV Club) “George Kuchar received his only funding grant for this film ($20,000 from the NEA), and so, freed from the usual financial restraints, he was determined to have a good time.”
19:59 – Portlandia S02E10 – Brunch Village – Director’s Cut
In this lengthier edition of Portlandia, the mayor (Kyle MacLachlan) invites Fred and Carrie to meet him for brunch, although he’s delayed at one of the city’s bridges. Fred and Carrie find themselves in a long line outside the restaurant.
20:44 – Trancers – (1984)
A gruff bounty hunter with an incredible name travels back in time to 1980s Los Angeles to fight Santa Claus stop a twisted criminal who can transform people into zombie-like creatures. With Tim Thomerson, Helen Hunt.
22:14 Vamp (1986)
23:48 The Venture Bros. S4E10 – Pomp & Circuitry
00:11 The Venture Bros. S4E11 – Every Which Way But Zeus
00:34 Space Ghost Coast to Coast S3E05 – Sharrock
00:45 The Ray Bradbury Theater S3E01 – The Dwarf
01:09 Brian & Roger S1E01 – Clinical Trials