A Marathon of shit and weird christmas films featuring in some order (subject to change)

12:00 – Bush Christmas (1983)

In the Australian outback a family struggles to keep its farm from foreclosure. Their only hope is that their horse, Prince, will win money in a New Year’s race. But when Prince is stolen the children embark on a dangerous and exciting adventure to get him back.

13:30 – Christmas Icetastrophe (2014)

A meteorite brings ice and freezing temperatures, which threatens to harm the residents of a small town at Christmas.

15:00 – The Night They Saved Christmas (1984)

An oil company is exploring two Arctic sites for oil. The needed blasting at the first site rocks Santa Claus’ North Pole village. He realizes that any blasting at the second site will destroy his home. He enlists the aid of a woman and her children to convince her husband (who works for the company) that the first site is where the oil they want is. Along the way, Santa explains all his secrets in delivering presents all around the world.

16:30 – The Magic Christmas Tree (1964)

A boy is given a ring by an old witch. He uses the ring along with a magic Christmas tree which grants him 3 wishes.

17:30 – Don’t Open Till Christmas (1984)

Somebody with very little Christmas spirit is killing anyone in a Santa suit one London holiday season, and Scotland Yard has to stop him before he makes his exploits an annual tradition.

18:50 – The Hebrew Hammer (2003)

An orthodox Jewish blaxploitation hero saves Hanukkah from the clutches of Santa Claus’ evil son.

20:15 – Christmas Evil (1980)

A toy factory worker, mentally scarred as a child upon learning Santa Claus is not real, suffers a nervous breakdown after being belittled at work, and embarks on a Yuletide killing spree.

21:45 – Rare Exports (2010)

On Christmas Eve in Finland, Santa Claus is unearthed in an archaeological dig. Soon after, children start disappearing, leading a boy and his father to capture Santa and, with the help of fellow hunters, they look to sell him back to the corporation that sponsored the dig. And then there’s Santa’s elves, who are determined to free their leader…

23:10 – Elves (1989)

A young woman discovers that she is the focus of an evil Nazi experiment involving selective breeding and summoned elves, an attempt to create a race of supermen. She and two of her friends are trapped in a department store with an elf, and only Dan Haggerty, as the renegade loose-cannon Santa Claus, can save them