5pm – Charley Says – A Compilation of Pifs
6:10 – An Audience With Billy Conolly (1985) Billy Connolly delivers his special brand of stand-up comedy and abrasive humour in front of a celebrity audience.
7:50 – You Bet! (1989) You Bet! is a British game show that aired on ITV between 20 February 1988 and 12 April 1997, initially hosted by Bruce Forsyth from 1988 to 1990, then by Matthew Kelly from 1991 to 1995 and finally by Darren Day from 1996 to 1997.
8:40 – Saturday Zoo (1993) Special guests are Carrie Fisher, Hulk Hogan and Dexys Midnight Runners. Saturday Zoo was a British alternative comedy and chat show series, featuring an eclectic mix of stand-up acts, interviews
and music. Hosted by Jonathan Ross, it ran for 13 episodes, beginning in January 1993, on Channel 4. It was apparently not well received due to Jonathan Ross being on just about everything at the time.
9:40 – Viva Cabret (1994) This episode features Tom Jones, The Doug Anthony Allstars, The Amazing Jonathan, Mark Thomas, Lily Savage, Trev and Simon, (as The Rogers Brothers), Gayle Tuesday and The Viva Dancers.
10:20 – The Sooty Show (1977) – A rare episode featuring a transition period period between Harry and his son Matthew.
10:40 – Paris Is Burning (1990) Paris Is Burning is a 1990 American documentary film directed by Jennie Livingston. Filmed in the mid-to-late 1980s, it chronicles the ball culture of New York City and the African-American, Latino, gay, and transgender communities involved in it. Critics consider the film to be an invaluable documentary of the end of the “Golden Age” of New York City drag balls, and a thoughtful exploration of race, class, gender, and sexuality in America.[4][5]
Late night Sooty – hoping for a live ‘n’ lewd episode, with all the bits they just couldn’t show at 4pm.
Ive been showing Sooty in that slot s I consider it the semi main event.
Play-it-Safe Paul, fuelled by tabloid hate mongering, builds a paedo detector in his basement.
Hmm, the alarm seems to be knackered… It keeps going off and won’t stop!
Paul has an epiphany: what if *i* am a paedo and the alarm is working just right??