I ho-ho-hope you’ll be able to join me for a festive Friday frolick through Christmas specials from days gone by. Starting at midday, this bumper broadcast will bring yuletide cheer to even the saddest of old cunts.

12.00 Tom Green Public Access Christmas Special 1995
1.00 Top Cat and the Beverly Hills Cats (1988)
2.30 Bullseye – 1990 Christmas Special
3.00 Grange Hill 1985 Christmas Special
3.30 Flouncer’s Festive Music Show
4.30 Minder – An Officer and a Car Salesman (1988 Christmas Special)
5.55 Morcambe and Wise 1971 Christmas Special
6.55 Porridge – The Desperate Hours (1976 Christmas Special)
7.40 Steptoe and Son – The Party (1973 Christmas Special)
8.30 Eastenders (Christmas 1998)
9.00 Only Fools and Horses – To Hull and Back (1985 Christmas Special)
10.30 Trailer Park Boys – Dear Santa Claus Go Fuck Yourself
11.15 Shooting Stars – 1995 Christmas Special
11.55 A Christmas Night With The Stars 1994