Join us on this, the first day of a three-day weekend! Featuring 3 Women (in particular: Shelley Duvall, Sissy Spacek and Janice Rule, and Elvira turns up later too*), the further continuation of Counterpart, and the epic double-length licensed-music-featuring fourth-season (over-hyphenated) finale of The Venture Bros.!

16:00 – Pee-wee’s Playhouse S04E01 – Dr. Pee-wee and the Del Rubios
Reba has a splinter on her finger and so Pee-wee plays doctor to remove it. Then the Del Rubio Triplets visit the Playhouse.

16:30 – The Boy With Two Heads Episode 6 – Chico makes the Rain
Chico might be able make the rain, but can he make those two scallywags trying to abduct him vanish? Find out here!

16:44 – Metalocalypse S1E07 – Dethfam
Uncomfortable and embarrassed, Dethklok painfully endures while their parents are in town for a visit. The guys are at first pissed and doubtful when their parents announce the release of their “Parents of Dethklok” album, but are then impressed by the depth of their parents’ anger.

16:59 – Ultraman Episode 25 – The Dreaded Comet Tsuiphon
The Science Patrol gets word that the stellar radiation emitted by a comet as it roars past the Earth may accidentally cause hydrogen bombs to explode.…

16:00

DS9

Season 2 – Episode 25

16:45

Doctor Who

The Seeds Of Doom – Episode 6

17:10

Grange Hill

Series 10 – Episode 03

17:35

Stressed Eric

Series 2 – Episode 7

18:05

Swiss Toni

Series 2 – Episode 3

18:35

Sooty

Series 13 – Episode 09 – Superdog And The Comdian

18:55

The Mighty Boosh

Series 3 – Episode 3

19:15

Charlie Brookers Screenwipe

Series 5- Episode 3

19:45

Mortimer & Whitehouse – Gone Fishing

Series 3 = Episode 3

20:15

Task Master

Series 13 -Episode 02

21:00

The In Betweeners

Series 3- Episode 6

21:25

House Of Fools

Series 2 – Episode 2

21:50

Outnumbered

Series 2 – Episode 4

More of the usual lunacy with the bemulleted rotherhamites, another week on Circe Island, intergalactic shenanigans, Canadian “home made programming quota” comedy, memories of MTVs heyday and Tyne-Tees’ golden years.

An hour-ish’s break for this week’s Revolt into Sound, then…

Jean-Paul Desmond and Elwood Blues investigate and if the track record is anything to go on, debunk/ruin the illusion of whatever’s meant to be going on.

More twats attempt to navigate a physical challenge while trying to out-do each other for the title of cringeworthy cunts. Sadly, the floor isn’t Lava, but it does look like fanta, and if that is the case, hopefully it’s sugar content is high enough to lumber them with diabetes and enough in medical bills to make them REALLY need the prize money. American Healthcare folks, it’s a shit business.

Taskmaster Tom Gleeson hosts another “HARD QUIZ” – Mileage may vary, but the banter is always gold

then we’ve got the next installment of “Schrodinger’s Mower” who’s both simultaneously been killed off in the first episode and has his name on the credits as the main character. fuck knows.

double priz \o/

and another set of Mysteries with Dr.…

4.00 Adam-12 S01E11 Log 111 Snake In The Trunk
4.25 CHiPs S02E07 High Flyer
5.15 Barney Miller S02E16 Sniper
5.40 Night Court S02E16 The Gypsy
6.05 Sanford and Son S02E15 The Big Party
6.25 The White Shadow S02E12 A Christmas Present
7.15 Star Trek: Voyager S02E16 Meld
8.00 The Outer Limits S02E02 Resurrection
8.45 Tales from the Darkside S01E19 Levitation
9.10 Flouncer’s GAMING ZONE

16:00

Mork & Mindy

Season 2 – Episode 17

16:25

The Phil Silvers Show

Season 4 – Episode 32

16:50

The Addams Family

Season 1 – Episode 14

17:15

The Munsters

Season 1 – Episode 06

17:40

Arrested Devlopment

Season 1 – Episode 02

18:05

Cheers

Season 7 – Episode 01

18:30

Community

Season 3- Episode 11

18:55

Malcolm In The Middle

Season 6 – Episode 19

19:20

Eastbound And Down

Season 2 – Episode –03

19:30

Harvey Bird Man

Season 4 – Episode 03

19:45

South Park

Season 17 – Episode 06

20:05

It’s Gary Shandling

Series 2 – Episode 04

20:30

Curb Your Enthusiasm

Season 11 – Episode –06

21:05

Veep

Season 1- Episode 07

21:30

Look At Life

Shares In Tommrow

21:40

Amazing Stories

Season 1 – Episode 01

Some stuff will be going down at 6pm. TUNE IN TO FIND OUT WHAT

In this week’s film, Ron Howard’s Cocoon (1985), a group of moribund geriatrics go swimming in a pool which contains alien cocoons. They emerge from it full of piss and vinegar, ready to take on the world! Tune in next week for the sequel.

4.00 Ninja Warrior S06E02
4.20 St. Elsewhere S02E22 Hello, Goodbye
5.05 Hill Street Blues S03E18 Life in the Minors
5.55 Cagney & Lacey S04E22 Organised Crime
6.45 Miami Vice S02E23 Sons and Lovers
7.30 Cocoon (1985)
9.30 The Micallef Programme S02E05
9.55 Daria S04E03 A Tree Grows in Lawndale
10.15 It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia S05E07 The Gang Wrestles for the Troops

Featuring Big Top Pee-wee and C.H.U.D. II: Bud the Chud @ 5:25pm & 8:55pm respectively.*

16:00 – Pee-wee’s Playhouse S03E02 – To Tell the Tooth
The second of only two episodes of the third season, truncated to make way for the production of Big Top Pee-wee.

16:28 – The Boy With Two Heads Episode 5 – The Secret Cave
It’s… you know. You know what time it is. Don’t worry, only two more episodes after this. And not the only appearance of Chico(‘s voice actor) today.

16:45 – Metalocalypse S1E06 – Dethkomedy

17:00 – Ultraman Episode 24 – The Underwater Science Base

17:25 – Big Top Pee-wee (1988) (link)
Pee-wee Herman is now a small-town farmer with a fiancée, but when a travelling circus comes to town, he finds himself falling for the trapeze artist. Featuring a tree that grows cocktail sausages.

18:58 – Mannix S01E13 – Run,…

16:00

DS9

Season 2 – Episode 24

16:45

Doctor Who

The Seeds Of Doom – Episode 5

17:10

Grange Hill

Series 10 – Episode 02

17:35

Stressed Eric

Series 2 – Episode 6

18:05

Swiss Toni

Series 2 – Episode 2

18:35

Sooty

Series 13 – Episode 08 – Down Under

18:55

The Mighty Boosh

Series 3 – Episode 2

19:15

Charlie Brookers Screenwipe

Series 5- Episode 2

19:45

Mortimer & Whitehouse – Gone Fishing

Series 3 = Episode 2

20:15

Task Master

Series 13 -Episode 01

21:00

The In Betweeners

Series 3- Episode 5

21:25

House Of Fools

Series 2 – Episode 1

21:50

Outnumbered

Series 2 – Episode 3