Join me later for an afternoon stroke evening of cinematic barrel-scraping and things.

4.00 – Ninja Trailers – a choice selection from the Godfrey Ho catalogue of shite

4.12 – The PriceMaster – A short film documenting perhaps the most bizarre rummage sale that has existed. Price of admission: ONE HUNDRED. MILLION. DOLLARS!

4.40 – RedLetterMedia – Dungeons & Dragons Commentary Highlights

5.15 – The Black Knight Returns – A pound-shop Batman puts the fear of God into absolutely no-one in this truly pathetic attempt to trick punters into thinking this is a real film.

6.40 – The Brain That Wouldn’t Die – Probably more accurate to describe this as “The Severed Head That Was Kept Alive For Some Reason.”

7.50 – Kindergarten Ninja – Awful anti-drugs PSA meets martial arts spoof comedy with a theme song that will haunt you in your dreams.

9.00 – The Killer Eye – Notorious pervert David DeCoteau tricks young people into taking their clothes off once again in this absurd sci-fi horror about extra-dimensional eyeballs.

10.15 – “Manos” The Hands Of Fate – This infamous homemade horror effort was the result of an attempt to win a bet by a Texan fertiliser salesman who had never made a film before. Tune in to find out exactly why he never made another one.