4.00: Rocket Robin Hood: Wily Giles (Season 1, Episode 7)
Robin recounts how he first met Giles and how the diminutive, and ornery, old man came to be the cook for him and the Merry Men.
4.25: Tom & Jerry #034 – Kitty Foiled
Tom subjects Jerry to his usual harassment; but the cat finds a new enemy, and the mouse finds a new friend, in the canary of the house.
4.32: Knightmare: Series 3, Episode 16 (Series 3 Finale)
4.57: The Mysterious Cities Of Gold – The Abduction Of Zia (Season 1, Episode 5)
The heroes are marooned on an island they think is deserted, until they discover it has one strange inhabitant.
5.22: The Changes: Heartsease – Episode 7
Nicky and Jonathon escape from the village but the witch-finder and enraged villagers are in hot pursuit.
5.47: Futurama: Put Your Head On My Shoulders (Season 2, Episode 10)
After a horrendous accident requires his body to be rebuilt, Fry’s head is attached to the shoulder of a co-worker while Bender opens a dating service just in time for Valentine’s Day.
6.10: Kolchak – The Night Stalker: The Trevi Collection (Episode 14)
Kolchak finds an evil witch in the high fashion industry, who is maiming and killing her competitors.
7.00: M*A*S*H – Operation Noselift (Season 2, Episode 18)
A private with a big nose asks for prohibited plastic surgery.
7.26: Ever-Decreasing Circles – House To Let (Series 3, Episode 3)
Some neighbours move out of The Close. Paul buys their house as an investment and plans to rent it out. But who will Paul choose as tenants?
7.54: Buffy The Vampire Slayer: Some Assembly Required (Season 2, Episode 2)
Two science club nerds use body parts to create the “perfect girlfriend” for a teenager who has been brought back from the dead.
8.38: X-Files: Red Museum (Season 2, Episode 10)
A vegan religious cult is accused of kidnapping local teenagers for some type of ritual. Mulder and Scully begin to suspect that a different kind of conspiracy is at play.
9.25: FILM: Acción Mutante (1993)
Acción Mutante is a 1993 Spanish science fiction black comedy film co-written and directed by Álex de la Iglesia and produced by Pedro Almodóvar.
In a future world ruled by good-looking people, a terrorist group of mutants led by Ramon Yarritu kidnap the daughter of Orujo, a rich businessman, to claim for the rights of the ugly people. Escaping from the police in their spaceship, the trip ends abruptly when they crash in Axturiax, the planet of the crazy miners where no woman lives.
Play-it-safe Paul almost opens a packet of Cheese & Onion Walkers with the packet upside down.
Phew, dodged that bullet