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Professor Flouncenstein’s House of Horrors (29.10.23)


Prepare to be disturbed as Professor Flouncenstein takes you on a terrifying tour de force incorporating vile video games, malicious music, nefarious Nickelodeon shows, sickening sitcoms and dreadful drama. Featuring special Halloween episodes of some CaB TV classics, Dario Argento’s Opera (1987) and the TV movie Bates Motel (1987).

10.00 Flouncer’s Ghoulish Gaming Stream
1.00 Flouncer’s Macabre Music Show
2.00 Aaahh!!! Real Monsters S01E01 The Switching Hour
2.25 Moesha S06E07 The Nutty Moesha
2.45 iCarly S01E07 iScream on Halloween
2.55 Goosebumps S01E03 The Cuckoo Clock of Doom
3.30 Rugrats S08E54 Curse of the Werewuff
3.55 Bob’s Burgers S03E02 Full Bars
4.15 Cheers S03E04 Fairy Tales Can Come True
4.40 Frasier S05E03 Halloween; S05E04 The Kid
5.30 Curb Your Enthusiasm S02E03 Trick or Treat
5.55 Bottom S03E02 Terror
6.25 The Young Ones S02E03 Nasty
7.00 Buffy the Vampire Slayer S04E04 Fear Itself
7.40 Opera (1987)
9.25 Bates Motel (1987)
11.00 It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia S06E07 Who Got Dee Pregnant?

Flouncer’s Ghoulish Gaming Stream
I will attempt to tackle Blood Episode 2: Even Death May Die on the Well Done difficulty, and maybe some other multiplayer action if anyone wants to join in.

Flouncer’s Macabre Music Show
Spooky sunday music to chill you to the bone.

Aaahh!!! Real Monsters (S01E01 The Switching Hour)
Ickis, Oblina and Krumm get in trouble and the Gromble forbids them to go out scaring on Halloween. They do so anyway, but a mix-up ensues in which Oblina and Krumm mistake a child in a costume for the real Ickis, and bring him back to the school.

Moesha (S06E07 The Nutty Moesha)
Moesha struggles to cope with her various responsibilities and starts getting hopped up on goofballs in preparation for her exams. Dorian is tasked with training the neighbour’s dog, who turns out to be uncontrollable! Guest starring Sinbad as Professor LeCount.

iCarly (S01E07 iScream on Halloween)
Carly, Sam and Freddie host a special webcast in an apartment that is reputedly haunted. During the broadcast several spooky occurances convince them that supernatural forces are at play. Meanwhile, Spencer forgets to buy candy and incurs the wrath of some disgruntled trick-or-treaters.

Goosebumps (S01E03 The Cuckoo Clock of Doom)
A boy called Michael tampers with his dad’s cuckoo clock in an attempt to get his precocious little sister in trouble. However, the prank backfires when the clock sends him back in time. Will he be able to reverse the curse and return to normality?

Rugrats (S08E54 Curse of the Werewuff)
The Rugrats are excited to be taken to an amusement park for Halloween, until Angelica tricks them into thinking that they will permanently be turned into the monsters they are dressed up as. She tries to con them into giving her their candy with the promise of turning them back into babies.

Bob’s Burgers (S03E02 Full Bars)
The kids are allowed to go trick-or-treating unsupervised for the first time, allowing Bob and Linda to attend Teddy’s Halloween party. However, proceedings come to a sudden halt when Teddy’s beloved pet guinea pig is found dead – and no cunt leaves til he finds out what cunt did it.

Cheers (S03E04 Fairy Tales Can Come True)
There is a Halloween party at the bar. Cliff, dressed as Ponce de Leon, hits it off with a woman dressed as Tinkerbell. Meanwhile, Frasier is unable to take Diane out to an orchestral performance they had intended to go to, so Sam goes with her instead.

Frasier (S05E03 Halloween; S05E04 The Kid)
Niles throws a literary-themed costume party for Halloween. Roz suspects she is pregnant and confides in Frasier, who accidentally spills the beans, setting off a chain reaction of drunken gossip and misunderstandings amongst the other guests which he is unable to contain.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (S02E03 Trick or Treat)
Larry causes ill-feeling by refusing to give candy to two girls who haven’t gone to the effort of wearing costumes – the next day his house is vandalised in retaliation. He also doubts a friend who claims that his grandfather invented the Cobb salad, and has an argument with a man who accuses him of being a self-hating Jew.

Bottom (S03E02 Terror)
Richie concocts a plan to go trick-or-treating and extort money from local residents by threatening them with a cattle prod, in order to raise funds for a party at which he hopes to lose his virginity. His plan predictably backfires: he fouls himself repeatedly, and resorts to summoning the devil in an attempt to fulfil his amorous desires.

The Young Ones (S02E03 Nasty)
The housemates rent a video recorder from Harry the Bastard, which must be returned before midnight to avoid his exorbitant late fees. Their plan to spend the evening watching video nasties is thwarted when a bothersome postman arrives to deliver a suspicious package from the Transvaal. Guest stars include Hale and Pace, The Damned, Chris Barrie and the late Terry Jones.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (S04E04 Fear Itself)
A demoralised Buffy struggles to work up any enthusiasm for Halloween. In an attempt to cheer her up and provide some respite from her slaying responsibilities, her friends convince her to dress up and attend a frat party. However, the hosts accidentally summon a demon and the endeavour becomes a busman’s holiday.

Opera (1987)
A series of murders are committed in an opera house by a mysterious masked assailant – a young soprano (Cristinal Marsillach) becomes embroiled in the situation. Scored by Goblin keyboard player Claudio Simonetti with contributions from Brian Eno and Bill Wyman.

Bates Motel (1987)
This non-canon made-for-TV monstrosity explores an alternate timeline in which Norman Bates (played here by Kurt Paul) was never released from the asylum following the events of the original film. Whilst incarcerated Bates befriends a mentally ill youth who, upon his release, inherits the Bates Motel – with horrifying consequences!

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (S06E07 Who Got Dee Pregnant?)
We flash forward to season six of the beloved sitcom for a special themed episode. Dee discovers that she is pregnant after becoming inebriated at a Halloween party. In order to find out which of them was responsible, the rest of the gang trawl through the recollections of Frank, Artemis and the McPoyles so they can piece together the night’s events.


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