This week’s film is the Razzie-nominated shitefest End of Days (1999). Satan is bombing around late 90s New York posessing people and attempting to conceive the antichrist in order to bring about the titular END OF DAYS. Jericho Cane (Arnold Schwarzenegger), a grizzled steamer and former NYPD detective, is the only man who stands in his way. Can Cane stop him in time to save the world? Can Arnie even be arsed to learn his lines properly? Does he deserve $25 million for his performance? Tune in to find out.

4.00 Ninja Warrior S03E01
4.25 St. Elsewhere S02E12 Hearing
5.15 Hill Street Blues S03E08 Requiem for a Hairbag
6.00 Cagney & Lacey S04E11 Out of Control
6.50 Miami Vice S02E13 Definitely Miami
7.40 End of Days (1999)
9.40 The Micallef Program S01E02
10.10 Daria S03E06 The Lost Girls
10.25 Wildboyz S04E03
10.50 It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia S04E10 Sweet Dee has a Heart Attack