18:30. The First Episode of Codename Icarus. A nefarious organization is recruiting smart kids to develop weapons tech for to sell on to the highest bidder. Cold War kids TV from the early ’80s.

19:05. The First Episode of Highway to Heaven. To combat all the sin in the world the Lord God Almighty sends to earth an angel with the smug smiling face of Michael Landon. In this his first mission he infiltrates an old people’s home that’s missing its regular Derke, and starts bothering the geriatrics.

20:40. The First Episode of Metal Mickey. It’s Metal Mickey. What else do you want me to say?

21:05. The First Episode of UFO. Bastard aliens are causing havoc, can the Supreme Headquarters Alien Defence Organisation stop them? Who cares, there’s purple haired moon base women in shiny outfits.

21:55 The First Episode of The Water Margin. “Do not despise the snake for having no horns, for who is to say it will not become a dragon?”

22:40. The First Episode of The Equalizer.  Edward Woodward as a retired intelligence agent with a mysterious past, who uses the skills from his former career to exact justice on behalf of innocent people who find themselves in dangerous circumstances… It’s Callan basically, but older, and iller and in America.

Shows over by 11:30