Let’s have a sodding thing-a-thon.

16:00 – Library mix
\ Hard funkin’ production music and motorbikes, that’s what you’re getting here.

16:30 – Jumble
\ Even more US-to-UK gameshow shovelware, this pile of shit is based on the traditional game of fridge magnet gloryhole hangman.

16:55 – Bad Influence!
\ Probably featuring a platform game with an ice level and a desert level, and some peripheral that costs £8 billion.

17:20 – TV Burp
\ A randomly selected episode of Harry Hill’s weekly telly pisstake.

17:40 – The Simon Day Show (Radio 4)
\ Know-it-all layabout Billy Bleach comes to do a show at the Mallard Theatre.

18:15 – FILM: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)
\ Weren’t expecting that, were you? Rollicking feature-length adventure for Stephen Hillenburg’s enduring and endearing SpongeBob.

19:50 – TV Heaven, Telly Hell
\ Bill Bailey takes Sean Lock through a selection of heavenly and hellish TV.

20:20 – World in Action – The Chart Busters
\ Searing ring-stinging 1980 investigation into chart rigging, exposing the absolutely rigorous and fraud-proof way that the charts used to be compiled (ie. on the back of a fag packet).

20:50 – The Thick Of It
\ A massive data loss and a giant fuck-up are two of the treats in store for Nicola Murray MP.

21:25 – FILM: The Great Hack (2019)
\ It was a rootin’ tootin’ illegal data harvestin’ election manipulatin’ cuntfest down at Cambridge Analytica, and this documentary has a fucking good rummage.

23:20 – Adam and Joe – The Fourmative Years
\ A highly enjoyable whizz through moments from the first 15 years of Channel 4, put together in 1997 by Adam & Joe for the ‘4 is 15’ season.

00:05 – Exclusive mix
\ This is an edit mix I started in 2015, got about halfway through and never finished it. It’s an exclusive because no-one’s heard it before.

00:45 – Closedown

Bonus music, comedy and mega-business throughout.