The opening of our three-day extravaganza begins with some Jobfinder and an episode of Scene about class clowns. Andi Peters brings us some CBBC: Victoria Wood narrates Puppydog Tales, Noddy meets the nob-goblins in Toyland Adventures, the kids show off their little buddies in Star Pets then seek vengeance in Get Your Own Back. Our soap segment continues with our usual shows – can Jimmy emerge from his coked-up malaise, muster what little humanity he has and admit to his wrongdoings? Find out in the Brookie double!

Into the evening, Bob Geldof navigates us through the dregs of popular music in a 1992 edition of Top of the Pops. Our main feature is a Play for Today starring John Thaw and a young Liam Neeson, followed by some news and an edition of Mastermind. Rog tackles the scourge of moneylending shithousery in The Cook Report, then we wrap up with some OU programming and a closedown.

1600 Central Jobfinder
1620 BBC Schools: Scene – Funny People
1650 CBBC: Puppydog Tales
1655 CBBC: Noddy’s Toyland Adventures
1705 CBBC: Star Pets
1715 CBBC: Get Your Own Back
1730 Home and Away (Episode 921)
1800 The Bill S08E75 Sympathy for the Devil
1830 The Bill S08E76 Force is Part of the Service
1900 Brookside (Episodes 1329, 1330)
2000 Top of the Pops (18.06.92)
2030 Play for Today: Dinner at the Sporting Club (1978)
2130 BBC Nine O’Clock News (29.03.92)
2200 Mastermind
2230 The Cook Report – Loansharks
2255 Open University: The Physics of Matter – Band 1, How Low Can You Go?
2325 Closedown