16:01 – Worzel Gummidge

Worzel’s Wager (Series 3, Episode 5)

Scarecrow-based psychodrama

16:27 – Tom and Jerry

Advance And Be Mechanized

More listless antics from once credible cat-and-mouse franchise

16:33 – The Crystal Maze

Series 5 (01/13)

Crystal-hunting buffoonery hosted by Ed Tudor-Pole

17:24 – Batman: The Animated Series

House And Home (Season 2, 05/20)

Bat-based battery

17:47 – Shelley

Gainfully Employed (Series 1, 03/07)

Loafing lols

18:12 – Gormenghast

Episode 1/4

First part of this over-ambitious but oddly compelling BBC adaptation of Meryn Peake’s classic novels from the year 2000, featuring a cast of just about every living British actor at the time. Newborn Titus Groan is destined to rule Gormenghast, a kingdom based on complicated and unbreakable traditions. Meanwhile an ambitious kitchen slave schemes to escape his destiny and overthrow the old order.

19:12 – Star Maidens

Kidnap (5/13)

Anglo-German softcore sci-fi spectacular

19:37 – M*A*S*H

Ain’t Love Grand (Season 7, 25/26)

Comedy set during the Korean War.

20:02 – Detectorists

Series 1, 05/06

Dirt-digging dramedy

20:31 – The Avengers

The Cybernauts (Series 4, 03/26)

Avenging antics

21:24 – Columbo

Mind Over Mayhem (Season 3, Episode 06)

Pedantic Policeman Pursues Perps Persistently (7)