5:30 Let’s Play Gabriel Knight: Sins of the Fathers (Part 14)

Continuing my let’s play of this classic adventure game from Sierra Entertainment, in which the titular Gabriel Knight investigates a series of voodoo murders in New Orleans. With live commentary from myself.

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6:30 GamesMaster (series 5, episode 9)

In this episode of the classic challenge based videogame show, professional Formula One drivers Johnny Herbert & Mark Blundell are in the studio, but will Dominik Diamond manage to resist making any drug related puns about the need for speed?

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6:55 Lost – ‘The Greater Good’ (series 1, episode 21)

The series about plane crash survivors stranded on a mysterious desert island continues. In this episode, devastated by the loss of her brother, Shannon vows to get revenge on Locke, who she believes is responsible for his death.

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7:40 The League of Gentlemen – ‘Beauty and the Beast (or Come into My Parlour)’ (series 3, episode 5)

In this episode of the acclaimed black comedy series from Reece Shearsmith,…

16:00

Transformers

Season 2 – Episode 40 – The Key To Vecter Sigma Part 2

16:25

Thundercats

Season 1 – Episode 55 – Divide And Conquer

16:45

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Season 3 – Episode 37- The Turtle Terminator

17:10

Count Duckula

Series 3 – Episode 10 – The Rest Is History

17:30

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

Season 1 – Episode 55 – Second Chance

17:50

The Muppet Show

Season 2 – Episode 12- Bernadette Peters

18:15

Batman

Season 2 – Episode 50 – Batman Displays His Knowledgee

18:40

The Simpsons

Season 5 – Episode -10 – $pringfield (Or how I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Legalized Gambling)

19:05

King Of The Hill

Season 9 – Episode 12 – Smoking And The Bandit

19:25

South Park

Season 8 – Episode 06 – The Jeffersons

19:45

The Sooty Show

Collecting

20:10

Chronological Harry Enfield

Harry Enfields Televsion Program – Series 2 – Episode 5

20:25

The Phil Silvers Show

Season 1 – Episode 12 – The Singing Contest

21:00

Get Smart

Season 1 – Episode 04 – Our Man In Toyland

21:25

I Love Lucy

Season 4 – Episode 20 – The Fashion Show

22:00

Look At Life

Relax,…

16:00 – Coming Up On Cab TV…

Your schedule of programmes for this afternoon and evening,

16:06 – Speed Racer

The Terrifying Gambler (27/52)

High speed cartoon thrills.

16:29 – Tom and Jerry

Barbecue Brawl (1956)

Cartoon antics with the cat and mouse duo.

16:37 – Le Chevalier Du Labyrinthe

One-off showing of the first episode of the French adaptation of Knightmare, in which dungeoneers must undertake a quest beset with peril in order to win a Sega Megadrive.

17:03 – Knightmare – The VR Pilot

Footage from an ill-fated 2003 attempt to revive Knightmare using then state-of-the-art VR graphics. It was not a success.

17:16 – Sykes

Bird (Series 2, 11/15)

Comedy

17:44 – Monty Python’s Flying Circus

The Nude Man (Series 3, 9/13)

Surreal sketch comedy

18:16 – Blake’s 7

Orbit (Series 4,…

For your entertainment, a brace of band biopics scraped from the very bottom of the barrel.

17:00 – The Birth Of The Beatles (1979)

The absolutely 100% true story of a group of lads from Liverpool formed a band then cruelly sacked the original drummer who was clearly the talented one and never did anything worthwhile after that, probably (SCRIPT ADVISOR: PETE BEST)

18:40 – The Beach Boys – Summer Dreams (1990)

The absolutely 100% true story of how America’s greatest vocal group came to meet their biggest fan, Charles Manson.

20:15 – Man in the Mirror (2004)

The absolutely 100% true story of how pop legend Michael Jackson was cruelly victimised by an uncaring media for the crime of being too wonderful, and then he became so upset he turned into a zombie.

21:45 – The Doors (1991)

The absolutely 100% true story of how Jim Morrison definitely wasn’t the most pretentious man that ever lived.

00:05 – Closedown

16:00

Spitting Image

Series 2 – Episode 5

16:25

Grange Hill

Series 3 – Episode 08

16:50

Captain Scarlet

Episode 14 – Fire At Rig 15

17:20

Doctor Who

The Dæmons – Episode 4

17:40

Star Trek TNG

Season 4 – Episode 23 – The Host

18:25

The Kenny Everett Video Show

Series 4 – Episode 5

18:50

Kids In The Hall

Season 4 – Episode 15

19:15

Chronological Stewert Lee

Fist Of Fun – Series 1 – Episode 4

19:45

Men Behaving Badley

Series 4 – Episode 3

20:15

Task Master

Series 4 – Episode 7 -No Stars For Naughty Boys

20:55

Whoose Line Is It Anyway?…

17:20. Star Trek Acid Party. Forty minutes of TNG off their mash on Ecstasy pipes.

18:00. The Jensen Code. The flood waters are rising, and shit Travis has trapped the lad from Kes down a pothole.

18:50. Story of Ricky (1991). Hong Kong movie set in a maximum security prison – makes Lock Up seem like Porridge.. and Escape From Alcatraz seem like a male version of Prisoner C Block H.

20:25. Can You Speak Venusian? No… no you can’t. But here’s a pre-Games Master Patrick Moore to check.

20:30. Harmony of the Worlds. Part 3 of Carl Sagan’s Cosmos, in which yer man bigs up Johannes Kepler.

21:25. Northfork (2003). A new dam is being built in Montana that will flood the valley of Northfork. An evacuation team is assembled to persuade (by fair means or foul) the last few residents who seem intent on staying put.

23:35. Genshiken. At the Society of Modern Visual Culture a debt is finally paid, and yet another president needs to be elected.

Show’s over at ’bout midnight.…

16:00

Transformers

Season 2 – Episode 39 – The Key To Vecter Sigma Part 1

16:25

Thundercats

Season 1 – Episode 54 – The Transfer

16:45

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Season 3 – Episode 36- LEather Head Meets The Rat King

17:10

Count Duckula

Series 3 – Episode 9 – The Show Must Go On

17:30

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

Season 1 – Episode 54 – Trick Or Treat

17:50

The Muppet Show

Season 2 – Episode 11- Dom Deluise

18:15

Batman

Season 2 – Episode 49 – CAtwoman Goes To Colledge

18:40

The Simpsons

Season 5 – Episode -9 – The Last Temptation Of Homer

19:05

King Of The Hill

Season 9 – Episode 11 – Redcorn Gambles On His Future

19:25

South Park

Season 8 – Episode 05 – Awsome-O

19:45

The Sooty Show

Fat And 40

20:10

Chronological Harry Enfield

Harry Enfields Televsion Program – Series 2 – Episode 4

20:25

The Phil Silvers Show

Season 1 – Episode 11 – Biovuac

21:00

Get Smart

Season 1 – Episode 03 – School Days

21:25

I Love Lucy

Season 4 – Episode 19 – Lucy Gets In Pictures

22:00

Look At Life

High Rise

6:00 GamesMaster (series 5, episode 8)

In this episode of the classic challenge based videogame show, professional England footballers Dean Holdsworth & Phil Babb are in the studio, but will Dominik Diamond manage to resist making any puns about the worth of holding babbs?

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6:25 Lost – ‘Do No Harm’ (series 1, episode 20)

The series about plane crash survivors stranded on a mysterious desert island continues. In this episode, Boone fights for his life, while Jack frantically searches for a survivor who shares Boone’s blood type.

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7:10 The League of Gentlemen – ‘The Medusa Touch’ (series 3, episode 4)

In this episode of the acclaimed black comedy series from Reece Shearsmith, Steve Pemberton, Mark Gatiss and Jeremy Dyson; Alvin and Sunny invite the weekend `Sexplorers’ on a journey of discovery, even though Alvin would prefer to spend his time at the garden centre.

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7:35 So It’s Come to This: A Face Off Clip Show (series 5, episode 14)

The fantasy and horror challenge based reality show,…