hogTV is BACK this Thursday at 6PM after a 1,000+ day hiatus. That must be some record on CABTV.
There’ll be the standard mix of ancient and new (mostly ancient), and in between each programme I’ll be showing a bunch of Chrismassy idents and exclusive hogTV nonsense.
So sit back and relax infront of the roaring log fire that I’ve lovingly prepared, admire the flickering lights and warmth as we indulge in a festive feast of telly delights.
Hoggy goodness awaits.
17:45 – hogFM [pre-show buffer]
Around 15 minutes of tunes, more if I’m early, less if I’m late.
18:00 – Introduction
A relaxing paddle through mist-cloaked German wetlands with a maine coon cat named Louis and Vince Guaraldi on piano.
18:05 – Art Attack Christmas Cracker (1994)
Neil Buchannan constructs a giant Santa from piles of burnt toast, soiled sanitary towels and massive quantities of cocaine.
18:35 – KNICKER KNOCK BOX XMAS SPECIAL (2023)
Quentin Smirhes and the gang present 20+ minutes of disturb’d telly from the 70s that never actually happened.…