This week’s film is Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho (1960).

4.00 Flouncer’s Music Show

TV Comedy Block
6.00 Top Cat – Episode 14: The Tycoon
6.25 Minder – S08E10 Too Many Crooks
7.15 Murder Most Horrid – S03E04 The Body Politic
7.45 Absolutely Fabulous – S03E04 Jealous
8.15 Shooting Stars – S01E04
8.45 Trailer Park Boys – S04E08 Workin’ Man
9.10 Faw ty To er – S01E04 The Hotel Inspectors
9.40 Bottom – S02E04 Parade

Flouncer’s Classic Cinema Season
10.10 Psycho (1960)

This week’s show features the third instalment of the Rambo franchise – Sylvester Stallone stars as our titular hero, Mr. John Rambunctious, as he kicks some commie ass in Rambo III (1988).

4.00 Test Card
4.15 ITV Schools: Insight
4.30 ITV Schools: Middle English – Watching TV
4.45 Scene – Reggae Roots
5.05 Dramarama – The Universe Downstairs
5.30 John Craven’s Newsround; BBC Evening News (17.06.81)
6.00 Thomas the Tank Engine – S02E21 The Diseasel
6.05 Thomas the Tank Engine – S02E22 Wrong Road
6.15 Thunderbirds – S01E08 Desperate Intruder
7.05 Brookside – Episode 1013
7.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation – S03E09 The Vengeance Factor
8.15 Star Trek: The Next Generation – S03E10 The Defector
9.00 Steptoe and Son – S03E02 The Wooden Overcoats
9.30 Sanford and Son – S01E09 Coffins For Sale
9.55 Rambo III (1988)

7:00 Nathan For You (series 2, episode 2)

In this episode of the humorous reality show, Nathan helps out a Hollywood memorabilia store with a little help from his friends; Johnny Depp and Bill Gates.

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7:20 Psychoville (series 2, episode 1)

In this opening episode of the the second series of the dark comedy series from Reece Shearsmith and Steve Pemberton, there’s funeral and a silent singer.

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7:50 Face Off – ‘Bugging Out’ (series 4, episode 6)

MEGA PEADOPHILE Bryan Singer may have departed, but the contestants aren’t through with creepy-crawlies just yet, as they face a bug-themed challenge in this week’s episode of the make up and prosthetics competitive reality show.

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8:40 FILM: George A. Romero and Dario Argento Present: Two Evil Eyes (1990)

The two masters of horror team up to present two separate tales of horror based upon the works of Edgar Allan Poe. George A. Romero presents the first short film;…

4pm Transformers – Season 1 Episode 16 – A plauge Of Insectacons

4.20 Thundercats – Season 1 Episode 16 – The Fireballs Of Plun-Darr

4.45 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles – Season 2 Episode 11 –Teenagers From Dimesion X

5.05 Count Duckula – Series 1 Episode 16 – The Hunchbudgie Of Notre Dame

5.30 Eerie Indiana – Episode 16 – The Loyal Order Of Corn

5.50 Mighty Morphin Power Rangers – Season 1 Episode 16 – Switching Places

6:10 Batman – Season 2 Episode 11 – The Clock Kings Crazy Crimes

6:35 The Simpsons – Season 3 Episode 17 – Homer At The Bat

6.55 King Of The Hill – Season 7 Episode 18 – I Never Promised You an Organic Garden

7:20 South Park –Season 5 – Episode 13 – Kenny Dies

7:45 The Sooty Show – Sweeps Family

8:00 The Twilight Zone – Season 5 – Episode 23 –Queen Of The Nile

8:25 Not The Nine Oclock News – Series 1 Episode 6

9:05 Chronlogical Alan – Im Alan Partridge – Series 2 Episode 2

9:30 I Love Lucy –Season 3 Episode 12 – Rickys Old Girlfriend

4.00: Rocket Robin Hood: Dementia Five (Season 3, Episode 09)

4.25: Tom & Jerry #070 – Push Button Kitty

Fed up with Tom’s laziness, Mammy buys a new mouse-catching robot cat.

4.32: Knightmare: Series 6, Episode 5

4.57: Ulysses 31 – Cronos, Father Of Time (Episode 04)

Ulysses is saved from a Trident attack by Chronos, the god of time, who wants to use him as leverage to be allowed to reenter the home of the gods.

5.25: The Innes Book Of Records – Series 2, Episode 4

The Innes Book of Records is found in a basement where toys come to life. Included in the book is the man who took up a circus job as a female gypsy fortune teller, Victor Burnett performing magic, and The Spieglers singing Bach

5.50: Monty Python’s Flying Circus – Whither Canada? (Series 1, Episode 1)

‘It’s Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart’, Famous Deaths, Italian Lesson, Whizzo Butter, ‘It’s the Arts’, Arthur “Two-Sheds” Jackson, Cycling Race,…

16:00 – MTV Fragment – Guest VJ Timothy Leary (1987)

In 1987, Dr. Timothy Leary was hired by MTV to be a guest VJ. The good doctor had more than a few things to say than the usual tour date listings or gossip about artists

16:35 – Concert Film – Sigur Ros – Inni (2011)

Icelandic post-rock band Sigur Rós melds its sonic landscape with visuals in this concert film/documentary.

17:50 – Take Heart – Rollers And Morph (1977)

Take Hart is a British children’s television programme about art, presented by Tony Hart. It took over from Vision On, and ran from 1977 until 1983.^[1] The programme featured Hart and the animated Plasticine character Morph.

18:10 – Indoor League (1973)

The Indoor League was a pub games competition series that was produced by Yorkshire Television and aired from 1972 until 1977.

18:40 – The Red Green Show (1991)

The Red Green Show is essentially a cross between a sitcom and a sketch comedy series,…

Join me later for an afternoon stroke evening of cinematic barrel-scraping and things.

4.00 – Ninja Trailers – a choice selection from the Godfrey Ho catalogue of shite

4.12 – The PriceMaster – A short film documenting perhaps the most bizarre rummage sale that has existed. Price of admission: ONE HUNDRED. MILLION. DOLLARS!

4.40 – RedLetterMedia – Dungeons & Dragons Commentary Highlights

5.15 – The Black Knight Returns – A pound-shop Batman puts the fear of God into absolutely no-one in this truly pathetic attempt to trick punters into thinking this is a real film.

6.40 – The Brain That Wouldn’t Die – Probably more accurate to describe this as “The Severed Head That Was Kept Alive For Some Reason.”

7.50 – Kindergarten Ninja – Awful anti-drugs PSA meets martial arts spoof comedy with a theme song that will haunt you in your dreams.

9.00 – The Killer Eye – Notorious pervert David DeCoteau tricks young people into taking their clothes off once again in this absurd sci-fi horror about extra-dimensional eyeballs.…

4pm Transformers – Season 1 Episode 15 – Fire On The Mountain

4.20 Thundercats – Season 1 Episode 15 – The Time Capsule

4.45 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles – Season 2 Episode 10 –New York’s Shinest

5.05 Count Duckula – Series 1 Episode 15 – Hardluck Hotel

5.30 Eerie Indiana – Episode 15 – No Brains, No Pain

5.50 Mighty Morphin Power Rangers – Season 1 Episode 15 – Darak Warrior

6:10 Batman – Season 2 Episode 10 – Ma Parker

6:35 The Simpsons – Season 3 Episode 16 – Bart The Lover

6.55 King Of The Hill – Season 7 Episode 17 – The Good Buck

7:20 South Park –Season 5 – Episode 12 – Here Comes The Nighbourhood

7:45 The Sooty Show – Sooty & Co – Staff Training

8:00 The Twilight Zone – Season 5 – Episode 22 –An Occurrence At Owl Creek

8:25 Not The Nine Oclock News – Series 1 Episode 5

9:05 Chronlogical Alan – Im Alan Partridge – Series 2 Episode 1

9:30 I Love Lucy –Season 3 Episode 11 – Lucy Has Her Eyes Examined

Extra Extra Extra Extra Bonus Film

10:00 The Green Slime (1968)

After destroying a giant asteroid heading towards Earth,…

This week’s film is Francis Ford Coppola’s Apocalypse Now (1979).

4.00 Flouncer’s Music Show

TV Comedy Block
6.00 Top Cat – Episode 13: Rafeefleas
6.25 Minder – S08E09 The Greatest Show in Willesden
7.15 Murder Most Horrid – S03E03 Dying Live
7.45 Absolutely Fabulous – S03E03 Sex
8.15 Shooting Stars – S01E03
8.45 Trailer Park Boys – S04E07 Propane, Propane
9.10 Fawlty Towers – S01E03 The Wedding Party
9.40 Bottom – S02E03 Burglary

Flouncer’s Classic Cinema Season
10.10 Apocalypse Now (1979)