5:30 GamesMaster (series 4, episode 2)

Dominik Diamond hosts another episode of the enduring videogame show. A couple of actors from the Australian soap opera Neighbours make a guest appearance.

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5:55 Nathan For You (series 2, episode 1)

In this first episode of season 2 of the humorous reality show, Nathan takes a lie detector test and the later introduces psychic mediums into the real estate business, but will any of them go full Poltergeist and say “this house is clean”?

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6:15 Psychoville – ‘HOLLOWEEN SPECIAL’

In this special episode of the dark comedy series, Reece Shearsmith and Steve Pemberton present an anthology of four spooky Halloween tales.

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7:15 Face Off – ‘Two Heads Are Better Than One’ (series 4, episode 5)

The 10 remaining contestants are tasked with creating a giant-sized multi-headed opponent for Jack the Giant Slayer, but will any of them create a monster to rival new judge, MEGA PEADOPHILE Bryan Singer?

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4pm – Whatever You Didn’t Get (1983)

5:00 – Behind the Headlines (1992)

5:30 – Lost – Episode 2

6:00 – Lost – Episode 3

6.20 – Batman The Seriial(1943)

6:45 – Family Fortunes Christmas Special (1991)

7:10 – Bobs Full House Christmas Special (1985)

7:40 – The Suicidal Dog (2001)

7:55 – The Craig Ferguson Show

8:20 – Two Of A Kind (1966)

8:50 – Richard O’Brian On Going Live

9:00 – Son Of The Incredibley Strange film Show (1989)

9:40 – The Max Head Room Show (1985)

10:00 – Behind The Footlights

10:300 – Film

Across 110th Street (1972)

Two New York City cops go after amateur crooks who are trying to rip off the Mafia and start a gang war.

Director:

Barry Shear

Writers:

Luther Davis (screenplay), Wally Ferris (novel)

Stars:

Anthony Quinn, Yaphet Kotto, Anthony Franciosa | See full cast &…

4.00: Rocket Robin Hood: The Ghost Pirates (Season 3, Episode 08)

4.25: Tom & Jerry #069 – Fit To Be Tied

After the passing of a new leash law, Tom torments Spike and uses the opportunity to chase Jerry.

4.32: Knightmare: Series 6, Episode 4

4.57: Ulysses 31 – The Black Sphere (Episode 02)

Ulysses meets an old scholar named Heratos and his assistant, a young Zotrian woman named Atina. Heratos gives Ulysses a map that he says is to the Kingdom of Hades, but is actually to the Graveyard of Wrecks and Hulks which no-one has ever left alive, because the gods threatened Atina’s life if he did not deceive Ulysses. While there, Telemachus finds the black sphere which contains a map of Olympus.

5.25: The Innes Book Of Records – Series 2, Episode 3

An elderly, hard-drinking vagabond plays the Innes Book of Records from a gramophone in a pram. Among the tunes he plays are a singing apeman, a miniature hot air balloonist and a scientist who just wants to dance.…

5:30 GamesMaster (series 4, episode 1)

The dark times are over! Dominik Diamond returns as host in this opening episode of series 4 of the endearing videogame show. Frank Skinner makes a guest appearance.

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5:55 Nathan For You (series 1, episode 8)

In this final episode of the first series of the humorous reality show, Nathan goes on the run after being bullied by a chad.

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6:15 Psychoville – ‘Ravenhill’ (series 1, episode 7)

In this thrilling conclusion to series 1 of Reece Shearsmith and Steve Pemberton’s dark comedy series, things come to a head at the Ravenhill Hospital.

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6:45 Face Off – ‘Eye Candy’ (series 4, episode 4)

The contestants must create a creature using candy but will anyone create a monster to rival the terrifying Bertie Bassett from Doctor Who?

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7:30 FILM: George A. Romero’s Knightriders (1981)

A troop of carnival workers form an ethical code and live life as medieval knights.…

This week’s show kicks off with a 1970 production of the Scottish play made for ITV Schools, starring Michael Jayston. We then move onto our regular roster of shows: the Thunderbirds have some bother with a bridge in Day of Disaster; Geordi becomes embroiled in a holodeck romance in Star Trek: The Next Generation; and we have another Steptoe/Sanford double. Our main event is Rush Hour (1998). Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker star as unlikely partners tasked with rescuing a diplomat’s abducted daughter in this frantic buddy cop action comedy. As usual we finish off with Micro Live and the next module of our Open University course on organic chemistry.

4.00 ITV Schools: Macbeth (1970)
6.00 Thomas the Tank Engine – S02E17 The Deputation
6.05 Thomas the Tank Engine – S02E18 Thomas Comes to Breakfast
6.15 Thunderbirds – S01E06 Day of Disaster
7.05 Brookside – Episode 1010
7.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation – S03E05 The Bonding
8.15 Star Trek: The Next Generation – S03E06 Booby Trap
9.00 Steptoe and Son – S06E01 Robbery with Violence
9.30 Sanford and Son – S01E06 We Were Robbed
9.55 Rush Hour (1998)
11.35 Micro Live – Episode 16
12.00 Open University – Organic Chemistry: Samples of Analysis

This week’s film is the seminal Taxi Driver (1976), starring Robert DeNiro.

4.00 Flouncer’s Music Show

TV Comedy Block
6.00 Top Cat – Episode 12: The Unscratchables
6.25 Minder – S08E08 Him Indoors
7.15 Murder Most Horrid – S03E02 A Life or Death Operation
7.45 Absolutely Fabulous – S03E02 Happy New Year
8.15 Shooting Stars – S01E02
8.45 Trailer Park Boys – S04E06 If You Love Something, Set it Free
9.10 Fawlty Towers – S01E02
9.40 Bottom – S02E02 Culture

Flouncer’s Classic Cinema Season
10.10 Taxi Driver (1976)

4pm Transformers – Season 1 Episode 14 – Heavy Metal Wars

4.20 Thundercats – Season 1 Episode 14 – The Spaceship Beneath The

4.45 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles – Season 2 Episode 9 –Splinter No More

5.05 Count Duckula – Series 1 Episode 14 – The Vampire Strikes Back!

5.30 Eerie Indiana – Episode 14 – Mr Chancey

5.50 Mighty Morphin Power Rangers – Season 1 Episode 14 – No Clowning Around

6:10 Batman – Season 2 Episode 9 – The Greatest Mother Of Them All

6:35 The Simpsons – Season 3 Episode 15 – Homer Alone

6.55 King Of The Hill – Season 7 Episode 16 – The Miseducation Of Bobby Hill

7:20 South Park –Season 5 – Episode 11 –The Entity

7:45 The Sooty Show – Matt Robot

8:00 The Twilight Zone – Season 5 – Episode 21 –Spur Of The Moment

8:25 Not The Nine Oclock News – Series 1 Episode 4

9:05 Chronlogical Alan – Im Alan Partridge – Series 1 Episode 6

9.30 Extra Alan – Featuring Improvising,…

5:30 GamesMaster (series 3, episode 26)

In this final episode of series 3 (the last with Dexter Fletcher as host), the teams face off for the finale of the GamesMaster championship.

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5:55 Nathan For You (series 1, episode 7)

In today’s episode of the reality show, Nathan faces his greatest challenge yet; to perform as an escape artist, before an amorous metal claw exposes his penis to an audience of small children!

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6:15 Psychoville – ‘Robert’ (series 1, episode 6)

In today’s episode of Reece Shearsmith and Steve Pemberton’s dark comedy series, Robert’s telekinetic powers reach a potentially deadly conclusion, yet he may come to learn that he’s not quite the master of his own domain as he had previously presumed!

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6:45 Face Off – ‘Hell Freezes Over’ (series 4, episode 3)

An unexpected twist is thrown at the competing makeup artists as they work on creating sinister demons for a challenge.

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4.00: Rocket Robin Hood: Lord Of The Underworld (Season 3, Episode 07)

4.25: Tom & Jerry #068 – Little Runaway

Tom intends to give an escaped seal pup back to the circus, but Jerry wants to help the pup escape.

4.32: Knightmare: Series 6, Episode 3

4.57: Ulysses 31 – The Black Sphere (Episode 02)

Ulysses meets an old scholar named Heratos and his assistant, a young Zotrian woman named Atina. Heratos gives Ulysses a map that he says is to the Kingdom of Hades, but is actually to the Graveyard of Wrecks and Hulks which no-one has ever left alive, because the gods threatened Atina’s life if he did not deceive Ulysses. While there, Telemachus finds the black sphere which contains a map of Olympus.

5.25: The Innes Book Of Records – Series 2, Episode 2

Sir George finds himself stuck on a desert island with only the Innes Book of Records for company. Tracks include “I Like Cézanne”, “Love is Getting Deeper”, “Keep On Rockin'” and “UFO Shanty”.…