Artemis 81 should never have been made. Once made it should never have been broadcast by the BBC. Once broadcast it should never have been released (and mistitled) on DVD, and I should never have bought a copy. And finally I should never have uploaded it to CABTV.
Imagine if Neil Breen had only ever seen one film. That film may very well have been Artemis 81. At 179 minutes running …






