If you hated last week’s film, Crocodile Dundee 2 (1988), then there’s good news for you – the sequel, Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles (2001) is rated 1% higher on Rotten Tomatoes, clocking in at a glorious 11%. This is a film not to be missed! If you can make it through to the end (mercifully it’s quite a short film), there will be some nice bonus content as a proverbial carrot on a stick to get us through this AIDS-tier shitefest. Move over Cop and a Half, there’s a new contender for the Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot crown as the worst film ever shown on CaB TV.

4.00 Flouncer’s Music Show

TV Block
6.00 Cowboy Bebop – Session 17: Mushroom Samba
6.25 Minder – S05E09 Around the Corner
7.15 Bang, Bang, it’s Reeves and Mortimer – S01E02
7.45 The All New Alexei Sayle Show – S01E02
8.15 Ads Infinitum – S02E08 Ads Infinitum Awards 2000
8.25 Trailer Park Boys – S02E01 What in the Fuck Happened to Our Trailer Park?
8.50 Limmy’s Show – S01E02
9.20 The Young Ones – S02E02 Cash
9.50 Peep Show – S07E02 Man Jam

Tonight’s Film
10.20 Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles (2001)

11.50 Mystery Bonus

This week’s afternoon segment will feature a mix of ITV and BBC schools programming, and another block of anthropomorphic action from Thomas and Tugs. Karl gets the shit slapped out of him in Neigbours, and we say goodbye to Dr. Crusher in the season 1 finale of Star Trek: The Next Generation. Our evening block has a mid eighties theme: we have a Crimewatch and an edition of the Nine O’Clock News from 1984, then some mindless action film stupidity with Arnie’s Commando (1985), followed by an episode of computing magazine programme Micro Live taking us to closedown.

4.00 Ceefax
4.30 The Pink Panther
4.40 ITV Schools: Designing and Making – Funfair
4.55 ITV Schools: Over to You – Rhythm
5.10 BBC Schools: Going to Work – Spending Money
5.30 BBC Schools: Scene – Grandad’s Gone Daft
6.00 Thomas the Tank Engine – S01E09 Troublesome Trucks
6.05 Thomas the Tank Engine – S01E10 James and the Express
6.10 Thomas the Tank Engine – S02E03 Bertie’s Chase
6.15 Thomas the Tank Engine – S02E04 Saved from Scrap
6.20 Tugs – S01E03 Trapped
6.40 Neighbours – Episode 3110
7.05 Star Trek: The Next Generation – S01E25 The Neutral Zone
7.55 3rd Rock From the Sun – S01E17 Assault With a Deadly Dick
8.20 Crimewatch (August 1984)
9.00 Nine O’Clock News
9.30 When Louis Met… Max Clifford
10.20 Commando (1985)
11.50 Micro Live (Episode 1)
12.40 Closedown

16:00pm Micky Short – The Chain Gang (1930)

16:10 Davy Crockett Indian Fighter (1954)

17:00 Micky Short – The Fire fighters (1930)

17:10 Zorro (1957)

17:40 Alice In Wonder Land Short (1923)

17:50 Pluto short – Plutopia (1951)

18:00 Eyes In To Outer Space (1959)

Walt Disney, with the cooperation of the U.S. Department of Defense, uses music and animation to speculate on the use of space satellite technology (with a coordinated defense network) as a means to modify weather.

18:30 Donald Duck Short – Self Control (1938)

18:38 Goofy Short – Get Rick Quick (1951)

18:45 The Hardy Boys (1956)

19:00 Stop That Tank (1942)

Stop That Tank! (aka Boys Anti-Tank Rifle) is a 22-minute 1942 instructional film created during World War II by Walt Disney Productions for the Directorate of Military Training, The Department of National Defence and the National Film Board of Canada (NFB). Its purpose, akin to “edutainment”,…

The Evening’s Schedule

4:30 Let’s Play… the best game ever made; Day of the Tentacle (Part 1)

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6:30 GamesMaster (series 3, episode 8)

6:55 Da Ali G Show – ‘Gail Porter’ (series 1, episode 5)

7:25 Black Mirror – ‘Nosedive’ (series 3, episode 1)

8:30 Face Off – ‘Triple Threat’ (series 2, episode 6)

9:15 Inside No. 9 – ‘Private View’ (series 3, episode 6)

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?!?! – STEAMED HAMS!!!

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09:50 Drag Me to Hell (2009)

Feature Presentation

Drag Me to Hell (2009)

In Drag Me to Hell; Sam Raimi’s first return to the horror genre since the acclaimed Evil Dead trilogy, we follow a loan officer (Alison Lohman, Beowulf), who chooses not to extend an elderly woman’s mortgage for self-serving reasons. In retaliation, the woman (a Gypsy, but oh, of course) places a curse upon the loan officer; one which will see her suffer three days of escalating torment on Earth,…

4.00: Rocket Robin Hood: The Awful Truce (Season 1, Episode 19)

4.25: Tom & Jerry #046 – Tennis Chumps

Tom and Butch compete against each other in a game of tennis.

4.32: Knightmare: Series 4, Episode 12

4.57: The Mysterious Cities Of Gold – Maiden Flight Of The Great Condor (Series 1, Episode 18)

Having fallen asleep beside the Great Condor, Esteban and his friends are awoken by an earthquake.

5.25: The Clifton House Mystery – Episode 1

The Clifton House Mystery is a British children’s cult television supernatural drama series written by Daniel Farson and Harry Moore, produced by Patrick Dromgoole and directed by Hugh David, and shown in 1978 by HTV for ITV.

The plot revolves around concert pianist Timothy Clare and his family – a daughter and two sons – moving into an old house in Bristol they had just bought from the elderly Mrs Betterton; the house having been in her family for generations.…

Schedule with Approximal Timings

18:10 Galactic Nightmare Part 3 (preshow)

18:30 DWIG – Orange Evening (music vid)

18:37 Sherlock Holmes – The Six Napoleons. May not be the best episode of Jeremy Brett’s Holmes, but it features my all time favorite scene.

19:29 Decimalization – an information film from the 1970s.

19:38 Making Tea Tips – these instructions probably did more to defeat the Nazis than any other… also features the most terrifying tea expert you’ll ever likely see.

19:48 Doomwatch, Tomorrow the Rat – as featured on The Cult Of.. series.

20:38 New Nightmares.Them – science fiction authors (and other talking heads) spout on about the population explosion.

21:28 Sea Sheppey Part 1 – a history of Sheerness Docks. My mate has a cameo in this.

21:37 Feeling Left Out – more help for CABbers from 1950s America.

21:48 Out of the Unknown,…

16:45pm The Mindscape Of Alan Moore (2005)

Alan Moore writer, artist and performer is the world’s most critically acclaimed and widely admired creator of comic books and graphic novels. EN

Directors:

Dez Vylenz, Moritz Winkler (co-director)

Writers:

Dez Vylenz, Moritz Winkler

Stars:

Glenn Doherty, Florian Fischer, Alan Moore

6pm Batman – Season 1 Episode 19 – The Purr-fect Crime

6:25 The Simpsons – Season 2 Episode 13 – Homer Vs Lisa and the Eighth Eighth Commandmant

6.45 King Of The Hill – Season 6 Episode 13 – Takin It To The Streets

7:10 South Park –Season 4 – Episode 4 – Quintuplets 2000

7:35 The Twilight Zone – Season 4 – Episode 11- The Parallel

8:25 One Foot In The Grave – Series 5 Episode 4 – Rearranging The Dust

8.55 Goodnight Sweetheart – Series 3 Episode 6 – Goodnight Children Everywhere

9.25 I Love Lucy –Season 2 Episode 17 – Sales Resistance

9.50 Twin Peaks – Season 3 – Episode 14

10.55 – Arm Chair Thriller – The Circle Complex Episode 3-4

Tom Foreman kills a policeman after stealing jewellery worth a fortune.…

This week’s afternoon segment features an ITV Schools block finishing with the concluding part of the Middle English three parter. Then taking us up to our usual shows, we’ve got some anthropomorphic action with Thomas the Tank Engine and Tugs. The evening kicks off with Louis meeting Keith and Orville, onto some 999 with Michael Burke, then the main feature: Another Flip for Dominick, the sequel to the last throwback’s Play For Today. We finish off with BBC2’s shortlived LGB magazine programme Gaytime TV, then Points of View and a closedown.

4.00 Ceefax
4.30 The Pink Panther
4.40 Living and Growing – Family and Friends
4.55 Stop Look Listen – Cars
5.05 Stop Look Listen – Ice Cream
5.15 Picture Box – The Kingfisher
5.30 Good Health – Fit and Healthy
5.45 Middle English – Interference (Episode 3)
6.00 Thomas the Tank Engine – S01E03 The Sad Story of Henry
6.05 Thomas the Tank Engine – S01E04 Edward, Gordon and Henry
6.10 Thomas the Tank Engine – S02E11 Pop Goes the Diesel
6.15 Thomas the Tank Engine – S02E12 Dirty Work
6.20 Tugs – S01E02 Pirate
6.40 Neighbours
7.05 Star Trek: The Next Generation – S01E24 Conspiracy
7.55 3rd Rock From the Sun – S01E16 Dick Like Me
8.20 When Louis Met… Keith Harris and Orville in Panto
9.05 999
9.35 Play For Today: Another Flip for Dominick
11.00 Gaytime TV
11.40 Points of View
12.00 Closedown

A couple of series premieres this week: Bang, Bang, It’s Reeves and Mortimer and The All New Alexei Sayle Show! The Young Ones kicks off series two with the classic University Challenge episode, and we go back to the beginning with Limmy’s Show, starting series 1 from scratch. For the film we’re returning to the outback for another helping of Antipodean audacity with Crocodile Dundee 2 (1988).

4.00 Flouncer’s Music Show

TV Block
6.00 Cowboy Bebop – Session 16: Black Dog Serenade
6.25 Minder – S05E08 The Balance of Power
7.15 Bang, Bang, it’s Reeves and Mortimer – S01E01
7.45 The All New Alexei Sayle Show – S01E01
8.15 Ads Infinitum – S02E05 Superheroes
8.25 Trailer Park Boys – S01E06 Who The Hell Invited These Idiots To My Wedding?
8.50 Limmy’s Show – S01E01
9.20 The Young Ones – S02E01 Bambi
9.50 Peep Show – S07E01 St Hospitals

Tonight’s Film
10.20 Crocodile Dundee 2 (1988)