Avril’s CABTV RadZone 5 (12/08/2019)

17:30 – Music Videos

18:00 – Saved by the Bell – S01E04 – Fatal Distraction

18:22 – Beavis and Butt-head – S04E05 – They’re Coming To Take Me Away, Huh Huh

18:35 – Daria – S01E05 – Malled

19:00 – Home Movies – S01E05 – Yoko

19:22 – Bad Influence – S01E05

19:40 – Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! – S01E04 – Salame

19:50 – It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia – S02E05 – Hundred Dollar Baby

20:10 – Limmy’s Show – S01E04

20:50 – The Eric Andre Show – S01E07 – J-Moe

21:00 – Tales From The Crypt – S02E05 – The Thing From the Grave

21:25 – MOVIE: The Great Outdoors (1988)

Sometimes, a game comes along which causes one to ask the developers, and God himself, “why?!”.

Sometimes, a game comes along which makes one question everything, including one’s own sanity and the possibility of justice and karma.

Sometimes, a game comes along which causes one to throw their hands up in the air, in the hope that a passing razor blade may align perfectly and end it all.

Sometimes, one prays for such a game, but surely it couldn’t be as egregious as this abomination…

Pink Goes to Hollywood

I don’t know if anyone is streaming in place of Phil (who shockingly, against basic human rights, is currently without Internet access), but I’ll be doing a gaming stream from 4:00pm onward tomorrow/today (I don’t know how to phrase that; it’s technically today, but kind of tomorrow, because I have not slept yet. So, um, let’s just call it ‘tomoray’ – sounds like it would go nice with some fettuccine and cheese). If someone else is streaming tomoray, then please do go henceforth to their stream first. They take priority. I’m happy enough to stream by my lonesome.

Having said that, if nobody else is streaming tomoray (TM), then you are welcome to join me, I shall regale you with boring words and send you to sleep. They call me ‘The Sandman’*.

Clickety click click click

* Literally nobody calls me that.

09.08.2019 – Week 4

Radio

3.00 Flouncer’s Music Show

TV Comedy Block

6.00 The Adventures of Pete & Pete – S01E04 What We Did on Our Summer Vacation

6.25 Towser – Episode 4, The Water Rats

6.30 Minder – S01E04 A Tethered Goat

7.20 The Brittas Empire – S01E04 Underwater Wedding

7.50 Game On – S01E04 Bad Timing

8.20 Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace – S01E04 The Apes of Wrath

8.45 Stella Street – S01E05 Mrs. Pesci’s Arrival

8.55 Filthy, Rich and Catflap – S01E04 A Death in the Family?

Drama Block

9.30 Cracker – Episode 2, To Say I Love You (Part 1 of 2)

10.45 Brazil (1985)

Tuesday 13/08/19

Week 85

6pm Maid Marion – They Came From Outer Space

6:25 The Tick – Evil Sits Down A Moment

6:45 King Of The Hill – Cotton’s Plot

7:05 Wild Card – Tommrows World

7:35 The Twilight Zone – Shadow Play

8:00 Kids In The Hall – Season 1 – Episode 15

8:25 Q6 – Episode 1

8:55 Red Dwarf – Blue

9:25 Comedy Wild Card – The Brady Bunch

9:50 Quantum Leap – A Tale Of Two Sweethearts

10:40 Dennis Potters – Cold Lazarus (part 2)

11:30 Das Boot (Episode 3)

5:00 Pre-show music & chat

6:00 Round the Twist – ‘Spaghetti Pig Out’ (series 1, episode 5)

6:25 GamesMaster (series 1, episode 4)

6:50 The Storyteller – ‘The Three Ravens’ (series 1, episode 6)

7:15 I Am Not An Animal – ‘Planet of the Men and Women’ (episode 2)

7:45 The Life & Times of Tim – ‘Bashko’s Hairy Daughter & Tim’s Not Singing’ (series 1, episode 6)

8:10 That Peter Kay Thing – ‘Leonard’ (episode 5)

8:35 Ren and Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon – ‘Firedogs 2’ (episode 3)

9:10 Ash Vs. Evil Dead – ‘Books From Beyond’ (series 1, episode 3)

9:40 A wild card choice (join the stream to find out what it is!)

10:25 The Movie – The Fearless Vampire Killers (aka Dance of the Vampires) (aka Pardon Me, But Your Teeth Are in My Neck) (1967)

As always, remember that start times are approximate, so if there’s anything in particular on the schedule that you would care to see,…

Some people remember where they were when Micheal Jackson first landed on the moon, walked backwards and pleasured himself to a young crater.

Others can recall where they were when JFK was assassinated by Little Jimmy Osmond.

Those moments will surely pale in comparison to the historic first installment of Right Said Brett’s Awful Gaming Stream (TM), which went live on 03/08/19 and caused the world at large to do things. Some naysayers may claim that those people would have done those things regardless, but the voice in my head told me otherwise and the voice in my head is sage like in its wisdom, with the possible expectation of that time that it instructed me to burn down an orphanage and push a nun off a cliff, but hey, like the old saying goes; even a perfectly fine clock is wrong two thousand times at day, when the batteries are low. You don’t blame the clock, you blame Poundland’s economy batteries.

With that said and a fresh pair of Duracell Ultra Power batteries inserted into my anus, I am proud to announce that a highlight video of that first historic installment of Right Said Brett’s Awful Gaming Stream (TM) is now available on the place where all great art and wisdom resides;…

18:00 – Saved by the Bell – S01E03 – The Gift

18:22 – Beavis and Butt-head – S04E04 – Rabies Scare

18:35 – Daria – S01E04 – Café Disaffecto

19:00 – Home Movies – S01E04 – Brendan Gets Rabies

19:22 – Bad Influence – S01E04

19:40 – Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! – S01E03 – Cats

19:50 – It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia – S02E04 – Mac Bangs Dennis’ Mom

20:10 – Limmy’s Show – S01E03

20:50 – The Eric Andre Show – S01E06 – Sinbad

21:00 – Tales From The Crypt – S02E04 – ‘Til Death

21:25 – MOVIE: The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

22:55 – Secret Bonus Mystery Show

I’ve got my stream pretty much planned out now. It’s going to be quite loose and interactive so if anyone has a request/recommendation just let me know! Feel free to suggest stuff in the thread. I’ll also be able to grab things on the fly if you think of anything while I’m streaming. Here’s a general itinerary:

Flouncer’s Music Show – Sunday Edition!

Performances and Concert Films
Featuring Syd Barrett/Pink Floyd, Can, Talking Heads, Soft Machine…

Pernicious PIFs
Some of my favourite public information films – speak up if there are any in particular that you’d like to see.

Sidebottom Spectacularrrrr
Frank’s Fantastic Shed Show (pilot episode)
Frank Miscellany (various bits and pieces, again suggestions welcome)
Film – Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story

If there’s still some time left after this lot I might show another film or something. I’ll probably kick the music show off around three.