16:00

Mork & Mindy

Season 2 – Episode 03

16:25

The Phil Silvers Show

Season 4 – Episode 18

16:50

Taxi

Season 5 – Episode 09

17:15

Cheers

Season 6 – Episode 12

17:40

Community

Season 2- Episode 21

18:00

Malcolm In The Middle

Season 6 – Episode 05

18:25

The Muppets

Episode 8

18:45

Dilbert

Season 2 – Episode –12

19:05

Harvey Bird Man

Season 2 – Episode 12

19:20

South Park

Season 16 – Episode 06

19:40

It’s Gary Shandling

Series 1 – Episode 06

20:05

Curb Your Enthusiasm

Season 10 – Episode –02

20:40

Seinfeld

Final Episode

21:05

The Sarah Silverman Program

Season 3- Episode 03

21:25

Look At Life

When The Debs Come Out

21:35

Outer Limits

Season 2 – Episode 04 – Expanding Human

4.00 Dragnet S01E17 The Bullet
4.25 CHiPs S01E17 Hitch-Hiking Hitch
5.15 Barney Miller S02E04 Ambush
5.40 Night Court S02E04 Pick a Number
6.05 Sanford and Son S02E03 The Dowry
6.25 The White Shadow S01E15 LeGrand Finale
7.15 M.A.N.T.I.S. S01E17 Switches
8.00 Star Trek: Voyager S02E04 Elogium
8.45 TekWar S01E11 Deep Cover
9.30 Rocket League
10.50 The Outer Limits S01E12 The Conversion
11.35 Tales from the Darkside S01E09 A Case of the Stubborns

Tonight almost didn’t happen for a variety of reasons, but it has, and this is what it looks like:

17:35 – Sheepy’s opening caption and music.

17:40 – Thames TV morning start-up music.

17:45 – Only When I Laugh S03E05 – Accident – with Karl Howman. This is a fun one.

18:10 – You Must Be Joking! S01E05 – First shown by ITV on 25th June or 1st July 1975.

18:35 – The Owl Service S01E05 – HD remaster.

18:59 – Clangers (New) S01E38 – Snapper

19:10 – Star Trek (TOS) S03E19 – Requiem for Methuselah

20:01 – Tales of the Unexpected S03E04 – Vengeance is Mine Inc. – with Julian Fellowes, Morris Barry, Terry Walsh.

20:28 – The Persuaders! Theme on Top of the Pops – DVD Extra: Pan’s People get driven round in a posh car trying and failing to look sinister in this “short promotional film”.…

This week’s film is the Razzie-nominated shitefest End of Days (1999). Satan is bombing around late 90s New York posessing people and attempting to conceive the antichrist in order to bring about the titular END OF DAYS. Jericho Cane (Arnold Schwarzenegger), a grizzled steamer and former NYPD detective, is the only man who stands in his way. Can Cane stop him in time to save the world? Can Arnie even be arsed to learn his lines properly? Does he deserve $25 million for his performance? Tune in to find out.

4.00 Ninja Warrior S03E01
4.25 St. Elsewhere S02E12 Hearing
5.15 Hill Street Blues S03E08 Requiem for a Hairbag
6.00 Cagney & Lacey S04E11 Out of Control
6.50 Miami Vice S02E13 Definitely Miami
7.40 End of Days (1999)
9.40 The Micallef Program S01E02
10.10 Daria S03E06 The Lost Girls
10.25 Wildboyz S04E03
10.50 It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia S04E10 Sweet Dee has a Heart Attack

***Now in Glorious Extra-Definition!***

16:00 – Pee-wee’s Playhouse Season 1 Episode 13 Party
Pee-wee throws a party for all of his friends in the playhouse.
King of Cartoons: Bunny Mooning (1937)
Note: Final appearances of Dixie, Tito, Captain Carl, Mrs. Steve, Elvis, Cher, Opal and the salesman.

16:25 – Space Ghost Season 1 Episode 13
Rockin’ Spacin’ Robots vex our undead cosmic hero this week.

16:50 – Ultraman Episode 12 – Cry of the Mummy
The discovery of two creatures inside of cave calls for an investigation. Hyata and gang turn up to sort them out, making a scientist unhappy in the process. The monsters. No, the people, not the monst… (sigh).

17:15 – M Squad Season 1 Episode 3 – Neighborhood Killer
The squad hunts down a cop killer.

17:40 – F Troop Season 1 Episode 3 – The Phantom Major
It’s pay call at Fort Courage when a top secret letter from Washington arrives.…

16:00

DS9

Season 2 – Episode 11

16:45

Doctor Who

Pyramids Of Mars – Episode 3

17:10

Grange Hill

Series 9 – Episode 12

17:35

Believe Nothing

Series 1 – Episode 4

18:05

The Friday Night Armastice

Series 3 – Episode 2

18:35

Sooty

Series 12 – Episode 07 – Mend And Make Do

18:55

The Mighty Boosh

Series 1 – Episode 2

19:15

Charlie Brookers Screenwipe

Series 3- Episode 1

19:45

The Kemps

All Gold

20:15

Task Master

Series 12 -Episode 07

21:00

The In Betweeners

Series 1- Episode 3

21:25

Spitting Image

Special – Down And Out

21:50

Still Game

Series 9 – Episode 1

The stand off between Dieter and Garrett continues as we enter our second week without continuity. We hope to have the team back as soon possible. Programming continues as normal

4.00 Dragnet S01E16 The Big Kids
4.25 CHiPs S01E16 Vintage ’54
5.15 Barney Miller S02E03 The Layoff
5.40 Night Court S02E03 Billie and the Cat
6.05 Sanford and Son S02E02 Whiplash
6.25 The White Shadow S01E14 Little Orphan Abner
7.15 M.A.N.T.I.S. S01E16 Progenitor
8.00 Star Trek: Voyager S02E03 Projections
8.45 TekWar S01E10 Carlotta’s Room
9.30 Rocket League
11.25 Tales from the Darkside S01E08 Word Processor of the Gods