tonights content warnings:

Byker Grove – tha shuttun it doon man!

Dr Terrible – mild peril

Chucklevision – may cause loss of brain cells

Ship to Shore – border patrol/island security is basically every cartoon villain ever

Beavis & Butthead – might ruin the music for some with the riffing

New Wave Theatre – it’s a cable access programme. have at it

Strange Paradise – the knowledge that there’s still 40+ episodes to go

Jupiter Moon – the knowledge that there’s only 3 episodes to go

Holey Moley – it’s not as good as the Aussie one

Dark Side of the Ring – in all seriousness, this one is fascinatingly grim. if you thought the men’s side of the business was messed up, this will be an eye opener.

Limetown – 7 of 10. not sure if they’re going to reach an actual conclusion or not with it not getting the second series the podcast did.

Prisoner – nobody ever did find Vera’s radio.

Square Peg – Murdoch-Rage. What might have been and the shattering of some rose tinted specs about the IBA

16:00

The Monkees

Season 2 – Episode 22

16:25

The Phil Silvers Show

Season 3 – Episode 23

16:50

Taxi

Season 3 – Episode 20

17:15

Cheers

Season 5 – Episode 05

17:40

Community

Season 1- Episode 14

18:00

Malcolm In The Middle

Season 4 – Episode 16

18:25

The Muppet Show

Season 5 – Episode 21 – Buddy Rich

18:50

The Simpsons

Season 8 – Episode -18- Homer Vs Proabition

19:15

Mike Judges Tales From The Tour Bus

Season 1 – Episode 05 George jones And Tammy Wynette Part 2

19:40

South Park

Season 14 – Episode 03

20:00

The Eric Andre Show

Series 4 – Episode 08

20:10

Curb Your Enthusiasm

Season6 – Episode –10

20:40

Seinfeld

Season 8 – Episode 11

21:00

The Larry Sanders Show

Season 6- Episode 03

21:20

Look At Life

Out Of The Inn

21:30

Outer Limits

Season 1 – Episode 4 – The Architects of Fear

This week features a pair of two parters in St. Elsewhere and Hill Street Blues. There will therefore be no film and the following programmes will run a bit later than normal. [Preshow cancelled due to family stuff.]

3.00 Fort Boyard S02E04
3.45 Takeshi’s Castle S01E18
4.10 St. Elsewhere S01E06/7 Legionnaires (Parts 1 and 2)
5.50 Hill Street Blues S01E14/15 Rites of Spring (Parts 1 and 2)
7.30 Cagney and Lacey S02E06 Internal Affairs
8.00 Miami Vice S01E08 No Exit
8.50 Space Precinct S01E04 Double Duty
9.35 Celebrity Deathmatch S01E02 Where is Stallone?
10.00 Daria S01E07 The Lab Brat
10.25 Jackass S01E03
10.50 Wildboyz S01E03
11.15 It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia S02E04 Mac Bangs Dennis’ Mom

The ninth Sepulchre hopefully settles down to a regular format. Starting at midday, a block of 90s wrestling will be followed at 2.30pm by a short music show to ease us into our usual programmes. Our film this week will be the long-awaited Mr. Nanny (1993), in which the erstwhile Hulk Hogan plays a down-on-his-luck former professional wrestler who finds himself struggling to reskill in the childcare sector. Will he have what it takes to suplex his challenges off the top turnbuckle and into a pinning predicament? Afterwards we have an MTV retro block, then we powerslam into Always Sunny, our finishing maneuver.

12.00 Wrestling
2.30 Music Show
3.00 Fort Boyard S02E03
3.45 Takeshi’s Castle S01E17
4.10 St. Elsewhere S01E05 Samuels and the Kid
5.00 Hill Street Blues S01E13 Fecund Hand Rose
5.50 Cagney and Lacey S02E05 Hotline
6.40 Miami Vice S01E07 One Eyed Jack
7.25 Space Precinct S01E03 Body and Soul
8.10 Mr. Nanny (1993)
9.35 Celebrity Deathmatch S01E01 Seinfeld’s Last Stand
9.50 Daria S01E06 This Year’s Model
10.15 Jackass S01E02
10.40 Wildboyz S01E02
11.05 It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia S02E03 Dennis and Dee Go on Welfare

16:01 – Betty Boop

Bimbo’s Express (1931)

Continuing chronological Boopography

16:08 – Worzel Gummidge

Worzel’s Birthday (Series 4, Episode 7 – Final Episode)

Scarecrow-based psychodrama

16:34 – Robotech

Countdown (Season 1, 02/36)

Mecha-Mangling Malarchy

16:58 – The Crystal Maze

Series 5 (11/13)

Crystal-hunting buffoonery hosted by Ed Tudor-Pole

17:47 – GameCenter CX

Taito / Takeshi’s Challenge (Series 1, 1/11)

GameCenter CX (ゲームセンターCX, Gēmu Sentā Shī Ekkusu), also known as Retro Game Master in other regions, is a Japanese gaming-variety show television program produced by Fuji Television and Gascoin Company [ja]. The name is a combination of “game center” (the Japanese term for an arcade) and Fuji TV’s call sign, JOCX-TV. It stars Shinya Arino, a member of comedy duo Yoiko, who plays home console video games from previous decades and usually attempts to get the game’s ending within a single day. The show has been on-air since November 4, 2003, with a new episode airing bi-weekly at Thursday midnight on Fuji TV One.…

16:00

Star Trek TNG

Season 7 – Episode 22 -Bloodlines

16:45

Doctor Who

Planet Of Spiders – Episode 4

17:10

Grange Hill

Series 7 – Episode 14

17:35

Faking It

Managemnt Consulatnt To Dog Trainer

18:20

Sooty

Series 8 – Episode 12 – All Blocked Up

18:45

French And Saunders

Season 6 – Episode 01

19:05

2 Point 4 Children

Series 8 – Episode 6 (Final Episode)

19:35

The Fast Show

Series 1- Episode 2

20:05

Task Master (New Zealand)

Series 01 -Episode 04

20:50

Whoose Line Is It Anyway

Series 9- Episode 06

21:15

Spitting Image

Series 13 – Episode 01

21:40

Still Game

Series 4 – Episode 02

so then… thursday again, is it?
Content Warnings for tonight:

Byker Grove – Geordie Accents. lots of them, and a few mackem ones too.

Dr. Terrible – mild peril (i’m guessing)

Chucklevision – golf. might upstage holey moley.

Ship to Shore – trivialising authoritarianism, xenophobia etc

Beavis & Butthead – flashbacks to the mid 90s. when stuff sucked.

New Wave Theatre – great music, primitively captured.

The Story of Pop Radio – NEOL

Strange Paradise – may cause drowsiness

Jupiter Moon – may cause space-drowsiness

Holey Moley – may disappoint injury wise, or contain footage of a hospitalisation.

Dark Side of the Ring – Murder/Drugs/Wrestling

Limetown – peril level a bit higher than Dr Terrible.

Prisoner Cell Block H – interstitial might be a spoiler for a future episode. but there’s so much other bollocks going on we’ll have forgotten about it by the time it turns up

Oddity Archive VHS Vault – currently the last one of these he’s done. Terrible advice.

Songwriters Circle – may contain small black flowers.…