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Tonight’s film will be Crocodile Dundee (1986). A load of series finales have coincided this week, and a few of those are the last episodes of a show as a whole. The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer will be replaced from next week by Bang, Bang, It’s Reeves and Mortimer; Alexei Sayle’s Stuff by The All New Alexei Sayle Show; and I’ll be showing the first series of Limmy’s Show (Avril only showed episodes 1-5 and many viewers will have missed them first time around).

4.00 Flouncer’s Music Show

TV Block
6.00 Cowboy Bebop – Session 15: My Funny Valentine
6.25 Minder – S05E07
7.15 The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer – S02E06 Flight 709
7.45 Alexei Sayle’s Stuff – S03E05 Hypnotising Rita
8.15 Ads Infinitum – S02E05 Superheroes
8.25 Trailer Park Boys – S01E05 I’m Not Gay, I Love Lucy. Wait A Second, Maybe I Am Gay
8.50 Limmy’s Show – S02E06
9.20 The Young Ones – S01E06 Flood
9.50 Peep Show – S06E06 Das Boot

Tonight’s Film
10.20 Crocodile Dundee (1986)

Starting from 12 and going on to the small hours of the night. 15 hours of Live Aid, shown uncut as it went out.

London – Wembley StadiumAll times are UK timesPhiladelphia – JFK StadiumArtistStage EntranceLenghtEnd of performanceArtistPrince & Princess of Wales
Introduced by Richard Skinner Intro : The Royal Salute
The Royal Salute Introduced by Tommy Vance
God Save The Queen [01:25]12:001 min12:01STATUS QUO
Introduced by Tommy Vance Introduction [00:22]
Rockin’ All Over The World [03:54]
Caroline [04:34]
Don’t Waste My Time [04:34]
12:0114 mins12:15STYLE COUNCIL
Introduced by Tommy Vance Introduction [00:25]
You’re the Best Thing [05:00]
Big Boss Groove [03:55]
Internationalists [02:50]
Walls Come Tumbling Down [03:36]
12:1916 mins12:35BOOMTOWN RATS
Introduced by Tommy Vance Introduction [00:21]
I Don’t Like Mondays [05:17]
Drag Me Down [04:03]
Rat Trap [05:37]

After the Boomtown Rats performance,…

The Evening’s Schedule

5:00 Let’s Play Gabriel Knight II: The Beast Within (Part 17) – GRAND FINALE!

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6:30 GamesMaster (series 3, episode 4)

6:55 Da Ali G Show – ‘John Humphrys’ (series 1, episode 2)

7:25 Black Mirror – ‘White Bear’ (series 2, episode 2)

8:15 Face Off – ‘Rock Your Body’ (series 2, episode 3)

9:00Inside No. 9 – ‘The Riddle of the Sphinx’ (series 3, episode 3)

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?!?! – STEAMED HAMS!!!

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9:30 Tod Browning’s Freaks (1932)

10:30 Serial Mom (1994)

Feature Presentation #1

Tod Browning’s Freaks (1932)

In this highly controversial film, which more or less killed director Tod Browning’s career, we follow a circus of the titular “freaks”, but when a conniving trapeze artist conspires to do harm to one of the group, they in turn conspire to wreak their just revenge.

“Only a sicko would enjoy this egregiously revolting film. As a normal person,…

4-6pm Deletes Music Show

6pm Batman – Season 1 Episode 16 – He Meets His Match, The Grisly Ghoul

6:25 The Simpsons – Season 2 Episode 10 – Bart Gets Hit By A Car

6.45 King Of The Hill – Season 6 Episode 10 – The substitute Spanish Prisioner

7:10 South Park –Season 4 – Episode 1 – The Tooth Fairys Tats 2000

7:35 The Twilight Zone – Season 4 – Episode 8 – Minature

8:25 One Foot In The Grave – Series 5 Episode 1 The Man Who Blew Away

9.05 Goodnight Sweetheart – Series 3 Episode 3 – One O’Clock Jump

9.35 I Love Lucy –Season 2 Episode 14 – Ricky Has Labor Pains

10:00 Twin Peaks – Season 3 – Episode 11

10.55 – Arm Chair Thriller – High Tide Episode 1-2

A man is released from prison for manslaughter, then heads to Cornwall to solve the mystery behind his victim’s strangely cryptic last words.

Director:

Colin Bucksey

Writers:

P.M. Hubbard (novel), Andrew Brown (screenplay) | 2 more credits »

Stars:

Ian McShane,…

4.00: Rocket Robin Hood: Cleopatra Meets Little John (Season 1, Episode 16)

4.25: Tom & Jerry #043 – The Cat And The Mermouse

Tom chases a Mermouse who looks like Jerry.

4.32: Knightmare: Series 4, Episode 09

4.57: The Mysterious Cities Of Gold – The Subterranean Secret (Series 1, Episode 15)

Esteban and his friends are now trapped with Mendoza, Pedro and Sancho in the Fort of the Black Eagle, surrounded by Gomez’s men.

5.22: The Witches And The Grinnygog – Episode 4

5.47: Futurama: Mother’s Day (Season 2, Episode 19)

When Mom of Mom’s Robot Factory takes control of every robot on Earth, the only man who can save the planet is Prof. Farnsworth.

6.10: The Prisoner: Checkmate (Episode 3)

Inspired by a large chess game with people taking the place of the game pieces, Number Six formulates a new escape plan with some compatriots.

7.00: M*A*S*H – Office Of The Day (Season 3, Episode 03)

Hawkeye is made Officer of the Day,…

16:00 – Silver Hawks

16:20 – Supercar

16:45 – Pokemon

17:10 – Ramseys Hotel Hell

18:00 – Dinosaur (featuring Christopher Reeve)

18:50 – Hancocks Half Hour – The Missing Page

19:20 – The Thin Blue Line

19:50 – The Office (American)

20:10 – The Trip

20:40 – Best Of The Tube

21:05 – Zero Hour (1957)

In 1950s Canada, during a commercial flight, the pilots and some passengers suffer food poisoning, thus forcing an ex-WW2 fighter pilot to try to land the airliner in heavy fog.

Director:

Hall Bartlett

Writers:

Arthur Hailey (screenplay), Hall Bartlett (screenplay) | 2 more credits »

Stars:

Dana Andrews, Linda Darnell, Sterling Hayden | See full cast & crew »

22:25 – Airplane (1980)

A man afraid to fly must ensure that a plane lands safely after the pilots become sick.

Directors:

Jim Abrahams, David Zucker | 1 more credit »

Writers:

Jim Abrahams (written for the screen by),…

This week’s theme year is 1998. As always we start off at 4pm with some Ceefax, schools and kids programming. After our usual shows we’ll have an edition of University Challenge, followed by a short film made as part of the BBC’s 10X10 series. The news precedes tonight’s main event, a Play For Today from 1980 – The Flipside of Dominick Hide, in which Peter Firth stars as a time traveller from the future, visiting London in search of an ancestor. In the true spirit of depressing documentaries this will be followed by an edition of Panorama about ubernonce Sidney Cooke, made shortly before the ill-fated decision to put him aboard a rocket and fire him into space. The evening concludes with a weather report and closedown.

4.00 Ceefax
4.30 The Pink Panther
4.40 ITV Schools: Good Health – Look After Yourself
4.55 ITV Schools: Stop Look Listen – Vets
5.05 ITV Schools: Stop Look Listen – Ambulance Service
5.15 ITV Schools: Over to You – Dreams
5.30 ITV Schools: Leapfrog
5.45 ITV Schools: Middle English – Interference (Episode 2)
6.00 CBBC: Popeye
6.10 CBBC: Blue Peter – 40th Anniversary Special
6.35 Neighbours
7.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation – S01E23 We’ll Always Have Paris
7.50 3rd Rock From the Sun – S01E15 I Enjoy Being a Dick
8.20 University Challenge
8.50 10X10: Too Fast
9.00 BBC Nine O’Clock News
9.40 Play For Today: The Flipside of Dominick Hide
11.10 Panorama: Sidney Cooke
11.50 Weather and Closedown

The Evening’s Schedule

5:00 Let’s Play Gabriel Knight II: The Beast Within (Part 16)

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6:30 GamesMaster (series 3, episode 4)

6:55 Da Ali G Show – ‘Neil Hamilton’ (series 1, episode 1)

7:30 Black Mirror – ‘Be Right Back’ (series 2, episode 1)

8:15 Face Off – ‘Waterworld’ (series 2, episode 2)

9:00 Inside No. 9 – ‘The Bill’ (series 3, episode 2)

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?!?! – STEAMED HAMS!!!

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9:30 Ghostbusters (1984)

Feature Presentation

Ghostbusters (1984)

In this classic comedy film, a team of four men form a ghost hunting business in New York City, right around the time that a catalytic event of epic supernatural proportions is set into motion. Featuring an all-star cast including Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Sigourney Weaver and Rick Moranis.

“Whilst there are laughs to be had, one has to question the state of cinema, and perhaps even humanity as a whole, when grown adults are flocking in droves to watch a silly movie about ghosts in Manhattan.…