10:00 – A Micky Christmas Carol
10:25 – B-Witched Planet pop Christmas Special 1998
10:40 – Happy Days – Guess Who’s Coming To Christmas
11:00 – Miracle On 34th Street
12:30 – Are You Being Served -Christmas Cracker Special
13:00 – Boy Meets World
13:20 – Noels Christmas House Party
14:20 – Wheel Of Fortune Christmas Special
14:50 – Family fortune Christmas Pantomime Special
15:15 – Mystery Christmas Special 2
17:00 – A Christmas Story (film)
18:30 – Mystery Christmas Special 3
18:55 – T Bags Christmas Cracker
19:15 – The Muppet Christmas Carol
20:35 – The Sooty Show Christmas Party
20:55 – Advent Calendar 2010 – Scrooge Said So
21:30 – Harry Hill Xmas Special 1999
21:55 – One Foot In The Algarve
23:30 – OFAH The Jolly Boys Outing

Barnyard Commandos

For All Practical Purposes

Eye On LA

Long Ago & Far Away

Not Jsut News

Tickets Pelase

The Adventures Of Don Coyote And Sancho Panda

MR Bogus

The Bikini Open

Hometime (Plumbing)

Some old biddies quilting

3pm – Horror Movie Trailer Compilation
3:30pm – Its The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown
4pm – A Disney Halloween
5:30pm – The Simpsons – Treehouse of Horror
6pm – Carry On Screaming
7:30pm – The Thing – John Carpenter
9:30pm – Re-Animator
11pm – Tromeo And Juliet
1am – Twilight Zone The Movie
2:30am – Cube
4am – Fright Night
5:30am – An American Werewolf In London
7 am – Invasion Of The Body Snatchers -1978
9am – The Keep – Michael Mann
10:30 am – The Twilight Zone – The monsters Are Due On Maple Street
11am – Abbott And Costello Meet Frankenstein
12:15pm -The Frightners
2pm – Monster Squad
3:15pm – Children Of The Stones
3:40pm – South Park – Spooky Fish
4pm – The Munsters
4:30pm The Grandmother – David Lynch
5pm – Beasts – Baby
6pm – Deletes Badly Edited Halloween Thingy
7pm -Bottom – Terror
7:30pm – Psychoville Halloween Special
8:30pm – La Cabina (The Phone booth)
9pm – Ghost Watch
10:30Pm – Un Chien Andalou
11Pm – Pin

12th September
05:00 – Going Live
08:00 – Swap Shop
10:00 – Space Stars
11:00 – Monty Python
11:30 – Leauge Of Gentlemen
12:00 – Think Of A Number (with Johnny Ball)
12:30 – Heartbeat
13:00 – CBBC Henrys Cat – Jackanory
13:30 – Wacaday
14:00 – Tom And Jerry
14:20 – Rub A Dub Dub
14:25 – Quick Draw Mcgraw
14:35 – Bump
14:40 – CBBC – Laurel And Hardy – Bear Behind – Roland Rat
15:15 – Defenders Of The earth
15:35 – TheAdventures Of Teddy Ruxspin
16:00 – Inspector Gadget
16:25 – Teror Towers
16:50 – The Dreamstone
17:15 – How 2
17:30 – Toxic Crusaders
18:00 – Knightmare
18:25 – The Really Wild Show
18:50 – Grange Hill
19:10 – Blue Peter
19:40 – Blockbusters
20:00 – Noels House Party
20:50 – BigBreak
21:20 – Strike it Lucky
21:40 – Pets wins Prizes
22:00 – 1980 Christmas Advert Compilation
22:15 – Top Of The Pops 08/09/1982
22:45 – Paul Daniels Secrets
23:30 – Telly Addicts

13th September
24:00 Channel 4 Start Up
24:08 – Late night Animation Block: Stay Tooned (Edit),…

Tv Am

Finger Mouse

Blue Peter

HeartBeat

Emus World

Talking heads – Stop Making Sense

Secret Life Of Machines

New Celevratiy Squares

Totps – 1989

Fun House

Play School

Kids World

Hancocks Halfhour

1. Brian PernXavier: Renegade Angel
2. Rex The Runt
3. Stressed Eric
4. Malcolm In The Middle
5. Its Always sunny In Philadelphia
6. Wonder showzen
7. 12 Oz Mouse
8. Family Tree
9. Lucky Louie
10. Dr Terribles House Of Horror
11. Snuff Box
12. Arrested Development
13. Curb Your Enthusiasm
14. The Maria Bamford Show
15. Community
16. The Life And Times Of Vivian Vyle
17. Monkey Dust
18. Delocated
19. Archer
20. This Country
21. The Pj’s
22. Still Game
23. TV Heaven, Telly Hell

Something Happend

1. The Brittas Empire
2. Family Matters
3. Fist Of Fun
4. Vids
5. Kids In The Hall
6. Paul Calf: Three Fights, Two Weddings And A Funeral
7. MST3K’s 1st Annual Summer Blockbuster Review
8. Desmond’s
9. Roseanne
10. Home Improvement
11. The World Of Lee Evans
12. The High Life
13. Mr Show
14. Seinfeld
15. News Radio
16. The Drew Carey Show
17. Mr Don And Mr George
18. Get A Life
19. Spatz
20. Boy Meets World
21. Euro Trash: Song For Europe
22. The 11 O’Clock Show
23. TV Offal
24. The Larry Sanders Show
25. Glam Metal Detectives
26. Captain Butler
27. Eastenders – Alfie Trys To Find a Condom Clip

1. Saturday Live (UK)
2. Dead On Time
3. Its Tommy Cooper
4. The Lenny Henry Show
5. Man About The House
6. Watching
7. Rutland Weekend TV – The Old Gay Whistle Test
8. Colins Sandwich
9. Dear John Christmas Finale
10. Alexi Sayles Stuff
11. Saturday Night Live (US)
12. The Comic Strip – Dirty Movie
13. Victoria Wood – As Seen On TV
14. Mike Lieghs – Nuts In May
15. Alfresco

“That was great. Delete dug out a box of his dad’s VHS tapes and stuck them on to see what was on there (no porn*, before you ask).

Things we learned:

• Del’s dad is the UK’s #1 archivist of very very boring programmes from TLC and Discovery Home & Leisure. Complete series of Two’s Country with Bill Grundy’s son are preserved for quasi-eternity
• Del’s dad also likes very boring films starring notoriously well-hung Hollywood actors (Clark Gable, Warren Beatty, er… Donald Sinden)
• Del’s dad taped two separate TV reviews of the Cadillac Seville, both saying it was an absolutely shit car, and then still went out and bought one. Turns out it was in fact a shit car

I now have a deep admiration for this man.

Also loads of PIFs and a news report about the 1993 WTC bombing. Hallelujah!”

* ^{Although we suspected that many of the programmes were from Channel 4’s Asian Nipple season}