In tonight's film, Steel Dawn (1987), Patrick Swayze stars as a badass wandering swordsman trying to survive in a post-apocalyptic world where water is a scarce commodity.

12.00 Wrestling
3.00 Fort Boyard S02E09
3.45 Takeshi's Castle S01E23
4.10 St. Elsewhere S01E12 Release
5.00 Hill Street Blues S02E04 The Second Oldest Profession
5.50 Cagney and Lacey S02E11 Hopes and Dreams
6.40 Miami Vice S01E13 Milk Run
7.30 Space Precinct S01E08 Seek and Destroy
8.15 Steel Dawn (1987)
9.55 Celebrity Deathmatch S01E06 Nick …

This week's film will be the final instalment in the Psycho franchise - Psycho IV: The Beginning (1990).

12.00 Wrestling
3.00 Fort Boyard S02E08
3.45 Takeshi's Castle S01E22
4.10 St. Elsewhere S01E11 Graveyard
5.00 Hill Street Blues S02E03 The Last White Man on East Ferry Avenue
5.50 Cagney and Lacey S02E10 Recreational Use
6.40 Miami Vice S01E12 Little Prince
7.30 Space Precinct S01E07 Deadline
8.15 Psycho IV: The Beginning (1990)
9.45 Celebrity Deathmatch S01E05 Nick in a Coma
10.10 Daria S01E10 The …

Following on from last night's broadcast, our film will be Psycho III (1986).

3.00 Fort Boyard S02E07 Celebrity Special
4.00 Takeshi's Castle S01E21
4.25 St. Elsewhere S01E10 Hearts
5.15 Hill Street Blues S02E02 Blood Money
6.05 Cagney and Lacey S02E09 I'll Be Home for Christmas
6.55 Miami Vice S01E11 Give a Little, Take a Little
7.45 Space Precinct S01E06 Time to Kill
8.20 Psycho III (1986)
10.00 Celebrity Deathmatch S01E04 Celebrity Deathmatch Goes to the Movies
10.25 Daria S01E09 Too Cute
10.50 …

A special Saturday edition of the Sepulchre! Norman Bates returns in the long-awaited sequel Psycho II (1983). The follow-up Psycho III (1986) will be shown tomorrow.

4.00 Fort Boyard S02E06
4.45 Takeshi's Castle S01E20
5.10 St. Elsewhere S01E09 Rain
6.00 Hill Street Blues S02E01 Hearts and Minds
6.50 Cagney and Lacey S02E08 Conduct Unbecoming
7.40 Miami Vice S01E10 Glades
8.30 Space Precinct S01E05 The Snake
9.15 Psycho II (1983)
11.10 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction
11.50 It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia …

Another Hill Street Blues two parter, the series one finale Jungle Madness, means that Space Precinct will be bumped this week. More childcare-based mayhem ensues in this week's film, The Babysitters (1994), also known as Twin Sitters - it's always a good pointer that a film is going to be awful if it has more than one title. Two bodybuilders who are twin brothers try to fund their dream of opening their …

This week features a pair of two parters in St. Elsewhere and Hill Street Blues. There will therefore be no film and the following programmes will run a bit later than normal. [Preshow cancelled due to family stuff.]

3.00 Fort Boyard S02E04
3.45 Takeshi's Castle S01E18
4.10 St. Elsewhere S01E06/7 Legionnaires (Parts 1 and 2)
5.50 Hill Street Blues S01E14/15 Rites of Spring (Parts 1 and 2)
7.30 Cagney and Lacey S02E06 Internal Affairs
8.00 Miami Vice …

The ninth Sepulchre hopefully settles down to a regular format. Starting at midday, a block of 90s wrestling will be followed at 2.30pm by a short music show to ease us into our usual programmes. Our film this week will be the long-awaited Mr. Nanny (1993), in which the erstwhile Hulk Hogan plays a down-on-his-luck former professional wrestler who finds himself struggling to reskill in the childcare sector. Will he have what …

Another rejig marks the eighth edition of the Sepulchre. The visual section will start off at 2pm with an Eastern Championship Wrestling broadcast of Hardcore TV from 1993. Our usual programmes follow. Space Precinct is sidelined this week to allow for a Miami Vice two parter, resolving the storyline from the opening episodes. The evening's feature will be the the final film in our flight-based franchise, Turbulence 3: Heavy Metal (2001). In …

Sepulchre VII returns at 2pm with an afternoon radio show. Our usual shows follow. The evening's film will be the direct-to-video calamity Turbulence 2: Fear of Flying (1999). A group of friends book a flight to celebrate overcoming their fear of flying, only for it to be hijacked by some unhinged terrorist nutjob with a grudge, armed with chemical weapons. Can they survive and make it back to the sweet, sweet tarmac?

The fifth edition of the Sepulchre brings with it a new format. I'm trialling an earlier start to see if it's viable, in order to pack more Sunday goodness in without finishing too late for those who have an early morning ahead of them. Preshow music starts at 2.30, followed at 3pm by our usual fun and games with Fort Boyard and Takeshi's Castle. Then a new show joins the lineup: the …