As any fool knows, 25 is a quarter of a hundred. There will be a show today as usual, starting at 4pm and featuring David Lynch’s last feature film to date, Inland Empire (2006). Space Precinct has been kicked into touch this week, to allow for the opening two parter of Miami Vice's second season: The Prodigal Son. Also, due to the gargantuan length of the film, I'll be putting aside Jackass …

Another late start because I'm under the weather. We will be continuing our Lynchian sojourn with The Straight Story (1999).

4.00 Takeshi's Castle S01E32
4.25 St. Elsewhere S01E21 Baron Von Munchausen
5.15 Hill Street Blues S02E13 Zen and the Art of Law Enforcement
6.05 Cagney & Lacey S02E20 The Gang's All Here
6.55 Miami Vice S01E23 Lombard
7.45 Space Precinct S01E15 The Witness
8.30 The Straight Story (1999)
10.20 Daria S02E07 The New Kid
10.45 Jackass S02E08
11.10 Wildboyz S02E08
11.35 It's …

4pm start this week as I'm busy earlier in the day. Our film will be Mulholland Drive (2001).

4.00 Takeshi's Castle S01E31
4.25 St. Elsewhere S01E20 Craig in Love
5.15 Hill Street Blues S02E12 Of Mouse and Men
6.05 Cagney & Lacey S02E19 Let Them Eat Pretzels
6.55 Miami Vice S01E22 Evan
7.45 Space Precinct S01E14
8.30 Mulholland Drive (2001)
10.45 Daria S02E06 Monster
11.10 Jackass S02E07
11.35 Wildboyz S02E07
00.00 It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia S03E08 Frank Sets Sweet Dee on …

This week's film will be another neo-noir by CaB TV favourite David Lynch: Lost Highway (1997).

12.00 Wrestling
3.00 Fort Boyard S02E15
3.45 Takeshi's Castle S01E30
4.10 St. Elsewhere S01E19 Working
5.00 Hill Street Blues S02E11 Freedom's Last Stand
5.50 Cagney & Lacey S02E18 Chop Shop
6.40 Miami Vice S01E21 Nobody Lives Forever
7.30 Space Precinct S01E13 Takeover
8.15 Lost Highway (1997)
10.30 Daria S02E05 That Was Then, This is Dumb
10.55 Jackass S02E06
11.20 Wildboyz S02E06
11.45 It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia S03E07 …

This week's film will be David Lynch's neo-noir mystery Blue Velvet (1986), starring Kyle MacLachlan, Isabella Rossellini, Dennis Hopper and Laura Dern.

12.00 Wrestling
3.00 Fort Boyard S02E14
3.45 Takeshi's Castle S01E29
4.10 St. Elsewhere S01E18 Dog Day Hospital
5.00 Hill Street Blues S02E10 The Spy Who Came in From Delgado
5.50 Cagney & Lacey S02E17 Burn Out
6.40 Miami Vice S01E20 The Home Invaders
7.30 Space Precinct S01E12 Two Against the Rock
8.15 Blue Velvet (1986)
10.15 Celebrity Deathmatch S01E12 …

Our 20th show will feature David Lynch's romantic crime drama Wild at Heart (1990), starring Nicolas Cage and Laura Dern as a pair of young tearaways on the run.

12.00 Wrestling
3.00 Fort Boyard S02E13
3.45 Takeshi's Castle S01E28
4.10 St. Elsewhere S01E17 Brothers
5.00 Hill Street Blues S02E09 Pestolozzi's Revenge
5.50 Cagney & Lacey S02E16 Date Rape
6.40 Miami Vice S01E19 Made for Each Other
7.30 Space Precinct S01E11 Divided We Stand
8.15 Wild at Heart (1990)
10.20 Celebrity Deathmatch …

Following last week's ghoulish gaiety, we're going for another film starring Whoopi Goldberg - Sister Act (1992). Lounge singer Deloris Van Cartier turns states on her real bad bastard boyfriend, and is forced into witness protection - her new identity: Sister Mary Clarence. She's about to find out, that convent life is 'nun' too easy! Let's hope she doesn't develop any bad habits.

12.00 Wrestling
3.00 Fort Boyard S02E13
3.45 Takeshi's Castle S01E27
4.10 St. …

The fourth film in our Swayze Season will be Ghost (1990), co-starring Demi Moore and featuring a return appearance from Theodore Rex star Whoopi Goldberg.

12.00 Wrestling
3.00 Fort Boyard S02E12
3.45 Takeshi's Castle S01E26
4.10 St. Elsewhere S01E15 Monday, Tuesday, Sven's Day
5.00 Hill Street Blues S02E07 Chipped Beef
5.50 Cagney & Lacey S02E14 Open and Shut Case
6.40 Miami Vice S01E17 Rites of Passage
7.30 Space Precinct S01E10 Illegal
8.15 Ghost (1990)
10.20 Celebrity Deathmatch S01E09 Fandemonium I
10.40 Daria …

All the little stingers will be happy to know that the time has finally come for the WCW pay-per-view event we've all been waiting for - Capital Combat: Return of Robocop! Our usual programmes follow at three. At 8.15 our Swayze season continues with some rathskeller roughhousing in Road House (1989).

12.00 WCW Capital Combat '90: Return of Robocop
3.00 Fort Boyard S02E11
3.45 Takeshi's Castle S01E25
4.10 St. Elsewhere S01E14 Remission
5.00 Hill Street Blues …

Once again we're going crazy for Swayze in Dirty Dancing (1987). Space Precinct has been bumped this week to accommodate Golden Triangle, a Miami Vice two parter.

12.00 Wrestling
3.00 Fort Boyard S02E10
3.45 Takeshi's Castle S01E24
4.10 St. Elsewhere S01E13 Family History
5.00 Hill Street Blues S02E05 Fruits of the Poisonous Tree
5.50 Cagney & Lacey S02E12 The Grandest Jewel Thief of Them All
6.40 Miami Vice S01E14/15 Golden Triangle (Pts. 1 and 2)
8.15 Dirty Dancing (1987)
9.55 …